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Triumph The Insult Dog (or whatever its called!)
Author: faceless :: Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:40 pm
This directory has a fair few clips for download

http://www.zrunner.org/triumph/


Chicken Fajitas & More
Author: cori :: Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:20 pm
Chicken Fajitas with Guacamole
Leftover chicken can be substituted for the uncooked chicken. Stir it in after all the other ingredients are cooked and then heat through before serving.





For the guacamole:
1 avocado, pitted and peeled
2 Tbs. lime or lemon juice
1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
1 green onion, chopped
1 jalapeno chili, seeded and minced
1 garlic clove, minced

8 to 12 corn or flour tortillas
2 Tbs. canola or safflower oil
1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut into thin strips
1 yellow onion, halved and sliced
1/2 red bell pepper, seeded and sliced
1/2 green bell pepper, seeded and sliced
1 jalape?o or Anaheim chili, seeded, if desired, and finely chopped
2 tsp. chopped fresh oregano
1/2 tsp. ground cumin
2 garlic cloves, minced
3/4 cup tomato salsa
1/2 cup water
2 plum tomatoes, seeded and chopped
Salt and freshly ground pepper, to taste



Preheat an oven to 350?F.

To make the guacamole, in a small bowl, mash the avocado with a fork. Add the lime juice, cilantro, green onion, jalapeno chili and garlic. Mix well and set...


Duck X-Ray Reveals 'Alien Head'
Author: Fredgremlin :: Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 3:14 pm
/me just quacks up at all the ducking jokes...


Wallace and Grommit would love this
Author: IRiSHMaFIA :: Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 9:48 pm
Skylace wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
faceless wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
faceless wrote:
Quote:
One spectator was given treatment after being hit by a runaway cheese.


haha, brilliant


ye bugger! We must have been responding at the same time lol Razz


haha yeah, and it's funny we picked up on the same thing


not surprising at all to me lol


LOL make it three, I had that line highlighted to copy before I read your posts.

Can you see the poor person explaining that one in the hospital...... "Well, you see dr. there was this piece of cheese and I was chasing it, then I tripped and fell and...


Shape Test
Author: Skylace :: Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 4:49 pm
Diagnostic Overview:
Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did have a 1 in 3 chance of being a convicted felon. (72 times higher than normal.)

Long-Term Prognosis:
Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:
You're also afraid of cats, Pee Wee Herman, and libraries. This is silly- when was the last time libraries caused you any harm?


Enron
Author: IRiSHMaFIA :: Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 6:08 pm
rabidplaty wrote:
Gasman59 wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
faceless wrote:
If they're on life-sentences then I can't see them being put in an "open" prison. They would be prime candidates for escape if they have nothing to lose... Wouldn't that be a good twist to the story though!


They're both a bit up in age so I don't think they'd attempt an escape, especially Ken Lay. I think he'll be the worst off out of the 2 because he seems to have the weakest demeanor, and I can see him being a snivelling submissive jail bitch a wee bit quicker.


ROTFLMAO !!!! Smile Smile


Let's all cheer for Bubba, the 6 and a hlaf foot tall "top" who's going to marry Kenneth!

"You're name's Lay? Sounds good, I could use a good Lay...


Is there an email problem?
Author: Fredgremlin :: Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 12:22 pm
Magically, emails have started again today...

Me is :w00t:


Avatars and Smilies
Author: Nozzer22 :: Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 10:44 am
wow indeed the smilies are great but need the beer drinking type guiness one lol!! :beer: worth a try but may not work??!


Police Torture Recorded
Author: Skylace :: Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 5:14 pm
Ally wrote:
Skylace wrote:
That is bloody awful. There is really no way to discribe it. Scum. no



It's good that the FBI got involved and there these scumbags were put in prison. All to often there isn't justice in these cases.


That's very true indeed!


celebrity x factor
Author: faceless :: Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 10:41 pm

OSBOURNE PUZZLED BY IDENTITY OF X FACTOR CELEBRITIES

SHARON OSBOURNE is bemused by the choice of contestants on upcoming British reality TV show CELEBRITY X FACTOR - because she has no idea who any of them are. The wife of OZZY OSBOURNE is a judge on the show, on which celebrities will pit their vocal skills against one another. But her time away from the UK living in Los Angeles means she doesn't know most of the show's stars, who include magician PAUL DANIELS, his ex-wife DEBBIE MCGEE and soap star LUCY BENJAMIN. Osbourne says, "I don't know who the bloody hell they all are. I'm going to be the same as normal, be very honest. "I've never heard of any of them apart from (BBC radio presenter) CHRIS MOYLES, because Ozzy went on his show. I didn't even know he could sing. "Unless they've made a record or been in a movie, I wouldn't know them. I've been back in LA for a while."

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What's she on about? Paul Daniels was probably one of the biggest names on UKTV in the 70s and 80s, while Tony Blackburn...


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