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| Euro-English |
Author:
IRiSHMaFIA ::
Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:55 pm
| faceless wrote: |
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing ?th? with ?z? and ?w? with ?v?.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary ?o? kan be dropd from vords kontaining ?ou? and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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That last bit cracked me up 
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| It doesn't get much worse than this |
Author:
IRiSHMaFIA ::
Posted:
Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:17 am
I read about the child a few days ago and thought that was so bloody horrible. When you told me about this I was really surprised 2 tragedies like this could happen to the same family in such a short span of time.
It's such a damn pity.
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| Atlantis Astronaut Collapsed Twice |
Author:
IRiSHMaFIA ::
Posted:
Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:46 pm
| eefanincan wrote: | | IRiSHMaFIA wrote: | oh god I need stronger tea!  |
Back away from the Red Rose, Irish. Back away! :stop: |
2 bags to make one decent cup of tea! Talk about a caffine jump 
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| Apprentice UK |
Author:
faceless ::
Posted:
Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:59 am
You're fired!
After beating 15,000 rivals to a dream job with Sir Alan Sugar five months ago, Apprentice winner Michelle Dewberry's dream is over. Michelle is set to part company with Sir Alan's Xenon Green computer disposal firm after agreeing a pay off. It's the latest in a series of blows for Michelle following a miscarriage and a split with her boyfriend, fellow Apprentice contestant, Syed Ahmed.
An insider told the Sunday Mirror: "It just wasn't working out. Sir Alan and Michelle had huge hopes for the partnership. But it just hasn't worked out the way either side hoped. It feels like the whole thing has been cursed. There's been one problem after another and in the end, both decided it was best to call it quits."
Michelle has already set up her own company, Michelle Dewberry Limited and is currently recuperating at home following complications after her miscarriage. Michelle has told friends she is still determined to succeed in business. Meanwhile Ruth Badger, the woman she beat to the top job in the TV reality show, is going from strength to strength. She's well on her way to earning her...
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| Three year old boy buys car on eBay |
Author:
IRiSHMaFIA ::
Posted:
Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:31 pm
| Bat wrote: | | Yeah, more your style, eh Irish? |
Nah I'm more into a nice deep red or black, but in my barbiedoll days I might of fancied that. Last year like 
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| Worst Moment in Most Haunted |
Author:
Gasman59 ::
Posted:
Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:36 am
Another bad MH moment...
Letting Richard Felix go !!!!! Why Oh Why would LivingTV let Richard go ?? One of the few credible aspects of the show anymore ????
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| Scream Team |
Author:
Gasman59 ::
Posted:
Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:20 am
The dude that was on MH, Phil was supposed to be one it. I thought it was more recent ???
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| Willie Nelson Cited for Marijuana Possession |
Author:
Gasman59 ::
Posted:
Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:19 am
| Bat wrote: | | Gasman59 wrote: | | fritz wrote: | | Hey Bat you can throw away the key but how about throwing his stash my way. |
Me too !!! There was plenty to go around !!!  |
Stash? What stash? I didn't find anything, honest guv.  |
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| How did the chicken cross the road? With four legs |
Author:
Gasman59 ::
Posted:
Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:18 am
Go Pennsylvania !!!!
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| Wanna cut in line? Eat a live cockroach |
Author:
Gasman59 ::
Posted:
Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:12 am
I'm not one who's afraid of the creepy crawly things in life but I think I would run away and scream like a bitch if I seen one of those things !!!!
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