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| Boris Johnson on Saddam's killing |
Author:
Brown Sauce ::
Posted:
Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:33 pm
A tory is a tory, but how many MP's could be quoted with -
"The President is a cross-eyed Texan warmonger, unelected, inarticulate, who epitomises the arrogance of American foreign policy."
He is according to Humphrey Lyttleton known as the thinking man's idiot.
I think you are right about most of our elected representatives having no personal opinion, or at least an inability to voice it, but I'll go with Humph 
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| George Galloway in Beard Award Shock! |
Author:
faceless ::
Posted:
Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:31 pm
ah right yeah, I heard the one at Christmas there, but if you have others then those would be great to have. If you've got them as mp3 then it's very easy to upload them to www.sendspace.com - it's best to sign up for a free account though as files not sent through a logged account tend to be deleted after a couple of days.
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| Not the 9 o'clock news - Gerald the gorilla |
Author:
6ULDV8 ::
Posted:
Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:01 pm
| faceless wrote: | She went on to study a degree in Psychology, specialising in sexual problems. She still works as an analyst in Los Angeles as far as I know and she wrote "Billy" also, and it's well worth reading.
Her and Billy were on Parkinson about a year ago talking about it all... |
w00t cheers Faceless
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| flashing cursor in Firefox |
Author:
faceless ::
Posted:
Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:09 am
Over the past few days I'd noticed that Firefox kept displaying screens with a flashing cursor next to the first bit of text, meaning that if I pressed page/down etc it would jump about the screen instead of scrolling - it was bloody annoying, so I did a quick search and found this:
| Quote: | Recently I was reinstalling Firefox, because I was trying to check if reinstalling it is going to ruin my profile (like it did last time) or not. After all that was done and I opened up Firefox and went to browse around I noticed that the cursor started blinking on the screen. Now, since I've played around quite a bit with Firefox, I didn't panic because I instantly knew that it was a feature called 'caret browsing'. The main reason that Firefox has this feature is that you can select text with your keyboard.
If you want to get rid of this the solution is simple... press F7! And if you want to turn it on again then you need to do the same as well. So now when...
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| The Simpsons drawn Anime style |
Author:
IRiSHMaFIA ::
Posted:
Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:42 pm
That looks brilliant
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| Larsson signs for Man U |
Author:
Brown Sauce ::
Posted:
Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:07 pm
my nick, "Brown sauce" comes from a meeting from villa and blues supporters and St Pauli supporters on a trip to Hamburg.
I am not one of the original members, but have supported Villa since the glory days of the third division in the seventies and I have supported St Pauli ever since I saw them and particularly their fan base some years ago, long before this meeting.
So I don't think that the Brown Sauce is unfitting.
I do think that Mr. Larson should be playing for his old boss, and not scoring goals against him.
I am also of the opinion that Sir Alex played a master stroke when he got Mr Larson to join Man. Utd. But I'm keeping that thought to myself ..
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| Some non compliments |
Author:
Skylace ::
Posted:
Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:45 am
| Bat wrote: | | Skylace wrote: | Goodness you are a roll today!  |
........ON a roll I think you mean Sky, and yes I am. Don't get used to it though, this only happens every now and again. |
Lose the internet for two days and I lose my typing skills!
I promise not to get used to it!
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| You cult you.... |
Author:
Bat ::
Posted:
Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:13 pm
How To Be A Cultist
Recently, the Society For Evil Overlords has noticed a regrettable decline in the availability and quality of fanatical henchmen, evil priests, and willing sacrificial victims. We wish to correct this growing problem by submitting the following general guidelines for Cultists.
1. Pick one faith and stay with it. Dilettantism is the mark of the amateur.
2. Avoid needless embarrassment. Practise the correct pronunciation of your deity's name in the privacy of your own room before chanting it in public. Flash cards are often helpful.
3. Never invoke anything bigger than your head.
4. Avoid all cabalistic jewelry over ten pounds in weight -- it attracts unwelcome attention from tourists, policemen, various supernatural creatures, and can be downright dangerous during thunderstorms.
5. Citronella candles may not be used in rituals. I cannot stress this enough. Pastel-colored candles in the shape of cute animals are like beacons to the Powers of Darkness.
6. Always keep your kit with you: candles, chalk, incense, silver knife, Thuggee cord, service...
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| Driving test answers |
Author:
Bat ::
Posted:
Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:05 pm
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A: Always wear a condom.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
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