Author:
Brown Sauce ::
Posted:
Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:22 pm
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix...
Author:
nico ::
Posted:
Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:02 am
Well I have a twin brother, and shit, if even his wife was suspected of ever (God forbid) killing him, there is no way I would even think of marrying her till at least I am beyond doubt sure of it's falacy.
Computer freezes every 4 minutes for about 1 second
Author:
faceless ::
Posted:
Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:30 pm
I only installed it to split upload speed on one occasion. Then forgot about it... thing is, it wasn't on my startup list, so I've no idea how it was affecting me. But uninstalling it solved the problem.
Author:
faceless ::
Posted:
Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:32 am
Woman Accused of Hate-Crime Murder in Subway Push
MARC SANTORA
December 29, 2012
A 31-year-old woman was arrested on Saturday and charged with a hate crime in connection with the death of a man who was pushed onto the tracks of an elevated subway station in Queens and crushed by an oncoming train. The woman, Erika Menendez of the Bronx, has been charged with second-degree murder as a hate crime, Richard A. Brown, the Queens district attorney, said.
“The defendant is accused of committing what is every subway commuter’s nightmare,” Mr. Brown said in an interview. “Being suddenly and senselessly pushed into the path of an oncoming train.” Mr. Brown quoting Ms. Menendez as telling the police, “I pushed a Muslim off the train tracks because I hate Hindus and Muslims ever since 2001 when they put down the twin towers I’ve been beating them up.”
Ms. Menendez conflated the Muslim and Hindu faiths both in her comments to the police and in her target for attack, officials said. The victim, Sunando Sen, was born in India and, according to a roommate, was raised Hindu.
Author:
eefanincan ::
Posted:
Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:39 am
Just wanted to pop in and wish you all a Merry Christmas as I will be working tomorrow. Hope you all have very happy celebrations !
