Model uses large breasts as court defence to prove she didn't break into house through hole
4th March 2008[/align]
A bikini model has used her large bosom as a defence to win a not guilty verdict in court. The Japanese model, who uses the professional name Serena Kozakura, was cleared after the court agreed her breasts were so big she could not possibly have squeezed through a hole into a room.
After being aquited from a charge of "property destruction" Miss Kozakura said: "I used to hate my body so much because I thought my bust was too big. But it was definitely my breasts that won for me today."
Miss Kozakura was convicted last year after a boyfriend said she had kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside - because he was with another woman. But in her defence the 38-year-old model told the Tokyo court that the man had made the hole himself before accusing her. When she appealed this week her defence lawyer held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said she could not possibly have squeezed through it with her 43in bust.
"I agree," said Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada after casting his eyes over the model. And he threw out the guilty finding.
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If I had been the judge I'd have (for the sake of upholding the essence of the law) required a more forensically detailed examination before throwing the case out. It's a shocking indictment of the vaguaries of justice.
