Toilet Paper Wedding dress

[thatcomedian]

There's no photo
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They are probably registered at Bed, Bath and Beyond

[6ULDV8]

Wed in a toilet?

Charmin Restrooms - temporary, free public restrooms

Is that a BOG STANDARD wedding then?

Ya' think she will be flushed?

Yer-in for a big let down woman....

[faceless]

there's also a glaringly bad pun about being engaged that I may stoop to later...

[Mandy]

Hope she doesn't blow a wet one ...

Also, will she call a plumber if she can't get handle that amount of toiler paper ?

[6ULDV8]

It would appear that her Sis 'Tern' couldn't attend as she was a bit Cracked at the whole idea.....

I wonder if the wedding was of a 'Royal Standard' ?

Did the guy's from little brother attend?, you know "Loo & Andy"?

I heard the husband wasn't happy on their wedding night, rather than forplay, she was into 4-ply

It was a Charmin wedding tho' & their uncle "Scott" & his wife "Ann Drex" gave them a great pressie...

Best of all, it was paid for by a company so they didn't have to "spend a penny"...

More Groans ahead methinks...
C'mon faceless...

[faceless]

Are you taking the piss? Nothing can beat the 4-ply one for groan factor! haha

I did hear the happy couple got between the sheets later and froze to death though...

[6ULDV8]

Well he didn't want to Faucet on her but she did Sink into his arms that day.... after all, they both took the Plunge...

Yer - in - all white he said... before 'dropping the kids off at the pool' as the venue was after all a wee room & couldn't hold many guests.

A few guests were Floaters, coming & going as such... at the end of the day tho', the happy couple were Bowled over by the experience.

I was going to pun on "urinal cake..." but that would leave a bad taste
& her looking like a Porcelin doll all in white....
But that would just be yanking everbodies Chain...