Man charged with riding bicycle
Tuesday, June 26, 2007[/align]
In an inventive new entry to the field of unusual crimes, a Scottish man has been charged with having simulated sex with a bicycle. Robert Stewart, from Ayr, allegedly was naked from the waist down in a hostel room when two cleaners walked in. They say they were shocked to find him mock-copulating with a bicycle – and that he continued to do so as they looked on, the Sunday Mail reports.
He has been charged with conducting himself in a disorderly manner. His solicitor, Gerry Tierney, said: 'My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously.' Stewart says that the incident was all a misunderstanding, partly due to the fact that he'd had too much to drink. When asked about the alleged bicycle-sexing, the Sunday mail reports that Stewart replied: 'You'll need to ask the cleaners why they would say that. It's a lot of rubbish, a lot of rubbish.'
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Check the spokes on that beauty!!
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