Current EE characters

[Skylace]

This came from Uncyclopedia. Gave me a good laugh
* Ian Beale - that whiny chip bloke. no one likes him. not even he likes him!
* Dot Cotton - a baby thief and general satan worshipper.
* Pat Butcher - fat Pat the ex-prossy.
* Phil Mitchell - who shot him?
* Peggy "Get outta my pub" Mitchell - she actually stands on a stool behind the bar. In reality she's one of them "little people" dwarfs.
* Lucy Beale - she's trying to be like her mum.
* Peter Beale - blatantly going to turn out gay.
* Ben Mitchell - don't cha just wanna punch him?! REDRUM!!!
* Jim Brannin' - the long-lost brother of the elephant man.
* Billy Mitchell - he ain't no Mitchell.
* Charlie Slater - winner of the storyline of the century. He got glasses.
* Garry - one third of the award winning Garry and Minty.
* Big Mo - Big Mo. She loooove the cake.
* Patrick Trueman - "Denise I am de fader, no I am naaat."
* and Minty - the other two thirds of Garry and Minty.
* Gus Smith - on screen; a lovely poetry writer. Off screen; bastard who beats his girlfriend.
* Mickey Miller - remember the tins? LOL.
* Bobby Beale - never ever seen.
* Yolande Trueman - poses the biggest question of the series - is it "Yo-lond" or "Y-land-e"?
* Jane Collins - way too good for Ian Beale, thats why she fucked Grant. Well, wouldn't you?
* Darren Miller - have you been on his website about his dad?
* Keef Miller - he sits on his arse. Can't raed or right. Dumb idoit.
* Stacey Slater - ginger fucker.
* Dawn "the aborter" Swann - likes abortion clinics.
* Honey Mitchell - dumb fuck.
* Deano Wicks - of the "can't act" family.
* Bradley Branning - and Bradley Branning's red cheeks.
* Kevin Wicks - shouty man Kevin.
* Carly Wicks - likes smashiny things. Smashy smash!
* Bert Atkinson - the first full-time character to not speak English, he speaks Northern.
* Chelsea Fox - I'd like to cum on her titties.
* Denise Fox - or her's.
* Squiggle Fox - not her's.
* Rob Minter - how did he get two birds with that nose?
* Max Branning - soap's first albino.
* Tanya Branning - or her's.
* Abi Branning - successful opera singer.
* Lauren Branning - emo.
* Janet/Petal/Janet Mitchell - hahahaha. What a downy!
* Psycho Stella - killkillkillkillkillkill Ben!
* Mad May - a modern day Harold Shipman.
* Preeti - paki.
* Li Ching Chong - local dominatrix.
* Shirley Wicks - Deano's mum.
* Jay Brown - chav.
* Harlen Hatter - Emo.

[pirtybirdy]

LOL! Very frank descriptions, but most are true...lol!! Excellent!

[faceless]

Obviously written by someone who's fucking perfect in every way, except that they're a cunt.

[eefanincan]

Good ones!