Sean and Chelsea:
S: Seeing it's our last time, I thought I'd make it special.
C: What did you say?
S: It's our last time.
C: I don't understand.
S: Which bit?
C: Is this a joke?
S: No, it's just time to move on. That's all.
C: You're dumping me?
S: I wouldn't put it like that.
C: But you are dumping me?
S: Yeah.
C: Why?
S: But it's just run its course, don't ya think?
C: Are you seeing someone else?
S: No.
C: I don't believe this. You're dumping ME after we just had sex?!?
S: Wouldn't be much point in doing it beforehand, would there?
SNAP!!!
OWNED!!!