bird shits on bush!

luke · Post by **luke** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:10 pm

what was it we were saying about bird droppings earlier

ABC's Ann Compton reports: An outdoor news conference in perfect spring weather, with birds chirping loudly in the magnolia trees, is not without its hazards.

As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, "I've got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job."

Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President's sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.

Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky day...everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."

video here https://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=3209176

Lostinthestates · Post by **Lostinthestates** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:42 pm

I guess you get what you deserve in life

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:56 pm

Lostinthestates wrote:I guess you get what you deserve in life

We have a democrat on the forum ...

Post by **Skylace** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:06 pm

Mandy wrote:
Lostinthestates wrote:I guess you get what you deserve in life
We have a democrat on the forum ...

Got more then one

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:09 pm

it's a sign of goodluck when it hits you in the eye....this is just a sign that he's a turd

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:11 pm

Bob wrote:it's a sign of goodluck when it hits you in the eye....this is just a sign that he's a turd

I don't know if this is a standard saying

https://www.peacefulmind.com/luck.htm says good luck is
"Discovering bird droppings on your shoulder"

Post by **Skylace** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:14 pm

Bob wrote:it's a sign of goodluck when it hits you in the eye....this is just a sign that he's a turd

I've heard that before Bob!

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:27 pm

The bird dropping is a good initial tease ..

nekokate · Post by **nekokate** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:52 pm

They all hit the deck when Cheney pulled out a gun and said "I'll get it, Mr President!"

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » Fri May 25, 2007 5:01 pm

nekokate wrote:They all hit the deck when Cheney pulled out a gun and said "I'll get it, Mr President!"

Post by **faceless** » Fri May 25, 2007 5:14 pm

Mandy wrote:
nekokate wrote:They all hit the deck when Cheney pulled out a gun and said "I'll get it, Mr President!"

haha yeah, good one!

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Fri May 25, 2007 7:20 pm

Considering the fact that bird poo is extremely useful for fish farming, it is unfair to compare it or it's producer to Bush. Bush produces absolutely nothing for social welfare. In economics this type of 'things' are called 'deadweight loss'. This imbecile deserves something 'special'

major.tom · Post by **major.tom** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:53 am

Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky day...everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."

"Quick, Mr. President. Invade Iran before your luck runs out."

They ought to give that bird the Medal of Freedom.

GingerTruck · Post by **GingerTruck** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:28 am

i cannot thank the bird enough

couchtripper

bird shits on bush!

bird shits on bush!

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