Redmond, WA -- (Satire) Microsoft Corporation has reconfirmed its commitment to bringing the "total PC experience" to Macintosh computer users.
MS software developers this week announced the latest version of its "Windows for Macintosh" bundle comes with MyDoom, Bagle, SoBig, LovSan/Blaster and Melissa already installed.
Plus, it will automatically connect to the Microsoft website upon start-up to download a customized Mac version of any new virus or worm that might appear on the World Wide Web.
"We're saddened that nobody bothers to write crippling hacks for the Mac OS any more," said Chief Software Architect Bill Gates. "We know Mac people have been feeling left out for a very long time now, and we want to welcome them back into the family."
Following the announcement, shares of both Microsoft and Apple were down 82% at the close of the stock market yesterday.
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erm why would anyone buy Windows for Mac? Don't they get a Mac to get away from Windows?
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Re: New "Windows For Mac" To Include Most Popular
Kinda what I was thinking.IRiSHMaFIA wrote: erm why would anyone buy Windows for Mac? Don't they get a Mac to get away from Windows?
Re: New "Windows For Mac" To Include Most Popular
My husband has a Mac that he loves but he does have a Windows mode for it. He uses it generally for gaming.eefanincan wrote:Kinda what I was thinking.IRiSHMaFIA wrote: erm why would anyone buy Windows for Mac? Don't they get a Mac to get away from Windows?