Your life is a soap opera if . . .

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:07 am

1. If your "significant other" leaves town for more than a week, sleep with whomever you want. After all, you can't be expected to wait around forever.

2. Pretend you're pregnant.

3. Every once in a while, just go ahead and slap somebody in the face, really hard.

4. Feeling a little insecure? Buy a gun!

5. If marriage isn't working, consider a divorce. If divorce isn't convenient, fake your own death.

6. All women are size 6 or smaller.

7. In advertising, you can work your way up the ladder from receptionist to VP in 2 episodes.

8. In medicine, you can work your way up the ladder from resident to chief of staff in 2 seasons.

9. You can afford designer fashions on the salary of a receptionist at a doctor's office.

10. When you are totally bald, it only takes a month to grow your hair back to shoulder length.

Post by **faceless** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:18 am

11. You have an identical twin who is planning to evilly destroy your/your family's lfe

Post by **Skylace** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:49 pm

12. You've drugged your sister's boyfriend/husband to trick him into sleeping with you in hopes that he would realize that you're the girl for him.

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:59 pm

13. You marry a rich old man that only has a few months to live, he kicks the bucket and you take over his companies and wealth, only to have his children come at you, fighting for control of his fortune.

You hire a hitman to top them all off and get to keep the whole shabang!

Post by **eefanincan** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:32 pm

14. You frequently find yourself pretending you are your own twin.

Twirley · Post by **Twirley** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:40 am

eefanincan wrote:14. You frequently find yourself pretending you are your own twin.

Hey, I do that all the time!!

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:52 am

15. You go to the pub and NEVER talk about sport

16. You're a 15 year old kid and you happily spend time talking to old ladies

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:24 am

17. Late at night you put on tights, a balaclava and tie a bed sheet round your neck like a cape and drive round town petending to be a superhero.

Post by **Skylace** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:26 am

18. You've had a microchip implanted in your brain by your evil enemy and they are causing you to kill all your closest friends.

19. You've had your memory erased...twice!

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:57 am

20. While the rest of the country is experiencing the hottest temperatures since 1934, "todays" episode features you in a sweater and coat.

Post by **eefanincan** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:02 pm

Twirley wrote:
eefanincan wrote:14. You frequently find yourself pretending you are your own twin.
Hey, I do that all the time!!

Hmmmmm is that you, Twirley? Or am I talking to your twin???