How did that get there!?!

Post by **faceless** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:21 pm

Operation removes lightbulb from anus
Thu Jun 29, 7:34 AM ET

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus. On Wednesday night doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said. "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

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The fact he doesn't know how it got there is surely secondary to knowing how it got there without breaking!

feck!

Post by **Skylace** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:20 pm

Probably one of the strangest things I have read in ages. I can't think he just sat down on it and didn't notice it slide in.

pirtybirdy · Post by **pirtybirdy** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:33 pm

I'm thinking that unless it's a really skinny lightbulb, his anal cavity must have been stretched in the past to accomodate such an item. I'm not buying it either. He couldn't get manbeef so he found an object laying around.

Post by **eefanincan** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:41 pm

Skylace wrote:Probably one of the strangest things I have read in ages. I can't think he just sat down on it and didn't notice it slide in.

Reminds me of a song.... "You, light up my life!"

Post by **Skylace** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:03 pm

eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:Probably one of the strangest things I have read in ages. I can't think he just sat down on it and didn't notice it slide in.
Reminds me of a song.... "You, light up my life!"

Good one eefan!

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:43 am

He's certainly not one of the 'brightest' arseholes I've read about

girldorksrule · Post by **girldorksrule** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:32 pm

IRiSHMaFIA wrote:He's certainly not one of the 'brightest' arseholes I've read about

Can't breathe I'm laughing so hard about this one. Well done.

6ULDV8 · Post by **6ULDV8** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:42 pm

Maybe he did it because nobody ever told him the sunshines out of his ass....

or

He fancied a light enema

or

His cell mate was trying to coax out their pet rat with a light...

Gasman59 · Post by **Gasman59** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:05 pm

"I said BUD LIGHT, not BUTT LIGHT !!!!"

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:38 pm

You're all mad LOL I'm glad I'm the normal one round here