Dangerous Weapons - The Pork Sword

funkyfunkpants · Post by **funkyfunkpants** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:23 pm

[web]https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/nor ... 570398.stm[/web]

pirtybirdy · Post by **pirtybirdy** » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:29 pm

Am I a complete plonker? I don't get how he attempted to hit her in the head with his dick if he stood up. Was she kneeling down? It says he got up and was standing over her. Is she a midget?

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:35 am

Is that a truncheon in your pocket???

Post by **eefanincan** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:13 am

pirtybirdy wrote:Am I a complete plonker? I don't get how he attempted to hit her in the head with his dick if he stood up. Was she kneeling down? It says he got up and was standing over her. Is she a midget?

Thinking the same thing here, pirty

Kezza · Post by **Kezza** » Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:53 pm

Does this dude have a fire-hose in his pants? I'd like to see a re-enactment of the incident, please!