At this point one needs to whoop some monkey ass. I would just start screaming and flailing my arms and legs everywhere hopefully hitting one so that the rest would get their dirty paws off my wife's knickers.
That is absolutely hilarious....I wonder if honking her horn worked at all? Where's a pack of bananas when ya need them? lol! It's so cute seeing even the little baby ones rooting through the suitcase to see if there's anything in there useful for them....lol!