News photos

Post by **faceless** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:19 am

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The times, they are a changin'

Paraguayans go for the world massacre cooking record

Indoor rowing contestants fail to see the funny side

International Fake-Tan Championship contestants strut their stuff

World's last propronent of Keeping It Real(TM) wonders if HDTV is really that much better.

Bubble-blowing German upsets capitalist Herman.[/align]

Post by **faceless** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:23 pm

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Man carries burning barrel in annual 'Village Idiot' competition.

Entrants to the 'Global Idiot' competition strut their stuff in Melbourne[/align]

Post by **faceless** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:10 pm

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Wowowewa (is probably a town in Australia).

Pakistani entrant into world pothole championships is disqualified after Americans claim responsibility.[/align]

Post by **faceless** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:45 pm

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Thai protester sets mark for protection from police attack

You'd have to be a complete wanker to buy this 18-carat gold vibrator worth A$25,000 (£10,600) seen at the Sexpo '08 exhibition in Melbourne

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Post by **faceless** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:46 pm

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The Moon, Jupiter and Venus line up for cosmic smilie moment

World's most popular next-door-neighbour shows his stuff[/align]

Post by **faceless** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:07 am

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Nazi Gnomes!

Girls Aloud relax with their puppeteer after a gig

Protester causes disruption at walking competition

Surfer has a moment of clarity

Bears innnnnnn spaaaaace!

Plank of wood in space?

Greenpeace poster on Paris metro... what do the French know about art? Merde.[/align]

Post by **faceless** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:39 pm

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Scottish lions - hard as nails![/align]

Post by **faceless** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:41 pm

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'Say you were drowning!'
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Post by **faceless** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:47 pm

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An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.[/align]

major.tom · Post by **major.tom** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:55 am

They may have to confiscate a portion of his allowance for that little stunt. (Unless you made that bit up.) It's amusing in a somewhat sophomoric sense and the joke only grows thinner with each passing month. At least he put on a show for Google maps.

btw, well done on this thread. You've found some real gems and your captions rarely disappoint.

Post by **faceless** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 5:12 pm

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'World Audience-Annoying Champion', Askold Zapashny, survives another stunt - to the bitter disappointment of the gathered crowd. [/align]

Post by **faceless** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:12 pm

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Liberace's gun stash uncovered[/align]

Post by **faceless** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:53 pm

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A nude painting of Taoiseach (Irish PM) Brian Cowen which was smuggled onto display at the Royal Hibernian Academy in Dublin last week.[/align]

Post by **faceless** » Mon May 18, 2009 10:50 pm

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make up your own line - there has to be a thousand![/align]

SpursFan1902 · Post by **SpursFan1902** » Mon May 18, 2009 11:21 pm

I'm tellin' ya, we got the better half...just keep pushing!