a story for you...

iain · Post by **iain** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:44 pm

i was told this the other day...

a woman is in a hotel for a hen night do...she meets a guy at the bar, they get chatting..

and they're getting on...they have a snog...and he invited her back to his house.

She refused, saying "i can't, its my friends hen's night..i would have otherwise..."

He says ok, and they swop numbers as he leaves...

Couple of days later, she develops a rash across her face. She goes to the doctor's. HE calls in another doc for a second opinion.

They ask a question - "have you come into contact with a corpse?"

She's shocked and disturbed. And says no. Only to be asked this time "do you know anyone or come into contact with someone who has?"

It turns out, the rash she has, only appears after if you come into contact with a dead person...

So she says the only person she's met thats new, was the guy at the hotel...

They phone the police...and give a description and phone number...

HIs house is raided - the man is found, so is the body of a woman. He'd been fucking her for weeks..she'd of been the next...

a lawyer friend told me it...

Post by **eefanincan** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:34 am

Well, I'm a nurse and have never gotten a rash from touching dead bodies. I think the rest is coincidence.

Post by **faceless** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:50 am

there we go - another story wrapped up and neatly packaged as 'nonsense!'...

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:44 am

I smell something - bullshit I think.

iain · Post by **iain** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:38 pm

eefanincan wrote:Well, I'm a nurse and have never gotten a rash from touching dead bodies. I think the rest is coincidence.

ah..but have you ever kissed one of those dead bodies?

Post by **eefanincan** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:53 pm

iain wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Well, I'm a nurse and have never gotten a rash from touching dead bodies. I think the rest is coincidence.
ah..but have you ever kissed one of those dead bodies?

Yes, but not in the line of duty. I've kissed family members after they've passed. Still no rash.

iain · Post by **iain** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:29 pm

well..i dunno...i'm guessing it may be prolonged exposure to corpses, and rather more intimate cuddling...

Post by **eefanincan** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:03 pm

Whatever.

Mandy · Post by **Mandy** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:02 pm

Bat wrote:I smell something - bullshit I think.

I second that.

Especially since the hotel knew the guy, he would have been caught quickly if she did disappear.

Post by **Skylace** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:24 pm

Absolute rubbish. Urban legend in the making if it's not already out there. And if you believe it I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I would love to sell you.

iain · Post by **iain** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:36 pm

how much?

Post by **Skylace** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:39 pm

iain wrote:how much?

Just for you, $500.

Griffo · Post by **Griffo** » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:44 pm

Heard these all before

One i actually believed was someone said their sister went out with some guy and then found she had genital worms, which can be caught by doing the business with the dead and that's when they found out the guy was having sex with corpses.

I actually believed it and when the subject came up (no idea why) while in the cinema on a date (talking about having sex with corpses while out with a nice young lady? haha) and i started to tell that story and she ended up finishing the story off! Needless to say i was rather embarassed because i had been fooled years ago into believing it