Tony Blair: You Ask The Questions

[luke]

post your questions to the evil one - https://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 61279.html

mine;

why did you publicly deny the findings of the lancet study that had calculated the number of iraqi deaths at 655,000, whilst behind the scenes ( thanks to a freedom of information request ) the mod's chief scientific adviser said the survey methods were “close to best practice” and the study design was “robust”?

what are your feelings towards the latest orb study into iraqi deaths that put the total at 1.2million people?

[faceless]

Good question Luke, but the chances of him answering that when he could be obfuscating away like a well-trained ninja are pretty slim!


I asked 'What size shoes does Little Lord Fauntleroy wear?'

[luke]

yeah i don't expect him to answer it, but even if he just sees it - thats enough for me, just to remind him, theres people out there that know he's a lying cunt

i also emailed it to his own blair site

[major.tom]

I asked 'What size shoes does Little Lord Fauntleroy wear?'

His suit jacket size would be more useful if you wished to fit him for a straightjacket.

Since he's continued to defend his decision to assist Bush in his jihad, I doubt any response would vary from his faith-based statements to date.

I would ask: "Since you've supported, in words and action, aggressive military action in Iraq and the isolation via sanctions of the democratically elected governments of Iran and Palestine, what precisely qualifies you to serve in any capacity as a "peace envoy" to the Middle East?

[luke]

thats a good one major, i keep thinking of stuff i'd like to ask - but i think i'd overload the comment system.

a good one to ask might be ( now that he wants to be seen as the green saviour of the planet ) something about the environmental impact of the iraq and afghan wars ... i'm guessing they're not carbon neutral!

as for his size, 666 i reckon

[nekokate]

I asked him what his favourite pizza topping is.

[shillax]

Tony, what made you marry a woman with a square mouth?

[major.tom]

...or if his knees get sore from maintaining his "special relationship" with Bush. (A bit of a rip-off of GG.)

[faceless]

well it looks as if all our questions were taken seriously except for nekokate's - shame on them, it's entirely relevant to ask someone what their favourite pizza topping is - it's a culinary Rorshach test!

[major.tom]

I'll bet he likes anchovies. He's just the type... (j/k)

[faceless]