HELP FROM A REDNECK

[pirtybirdy]

A small zoo in Oklahoma had a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few
weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon
examination,
the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To
make matters worse there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a
redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability
to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have
a solution.

Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate
with the gorilla for $500? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he
would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day he
announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:

1. "First", Bobby Lee said, " I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips".
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

2. "Second" he said, "You can't never tell no one about this".
The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the chil'drun raised as Baptist".
Once again it was agreed.

4. "And last of all", Bobby Lee stated, " You gotta give me another week
to come up with the $500".

[girldorksrule]

*giggle*