Latawnya the Naughty Horse

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Latawnya the Naughty Horse

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click HERE to read about this 'excellent' childrens book...

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That is bizarre!!!!

I love the note on the author. She is currently a co-inventor (whatever the heck that means) and lives in California with 6 of her 8 children (sinisterly vague!)
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Latawnya should have just said "neigh" to drugs.

That is the most bizarre thing I have seen for a long time....

How exactly do these horses roll their spliffs (and light them) with their hooves?

...and how do they buy alcohol when they are probably only 2 or 3 years old?

There are two many holes in this story for it to be beliveable ;-)
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maycm wrote:Latawnya should have just said "neigh" to drugs.

That is the most bizarre thing I have seen for a long time....

How exactly do these horses roll their spliffs (and light them) with their hooves?

...and how do they buy alcohol when they are probably only 2 or 3 years old?

There are two many holes in this story for it to be beliveable ;-)
Stop it with these foalish questions!
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Damn drug using horses. I wonder if they were responsible for the slang "horse" they should be made into dog food. I am glad that Latawnya was able to resist their evil tell them talk to the hoof!
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Yea, but they'll dig her drug abusing past up if she ever decides to run for mare.

Ok, I'll stop now...
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nekokate wrote:Yea, but they'll dig her drug abusing past up if she ever decides to run for mare.
**** Groan ****
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That was probably the most horrible thing I have ever read!!
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The saddest thing about this story is I have to read stories similar to this one to grade school kids for my job.
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