Limerick

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:13 pm

Skylace wrote:
Bat wrote:Who went on a blind date with Bjork
Sorry Bat, looks like Face beat you too it. We need a line that doesn't rhyme with the first.

Er, good point. A line that does'nt rhyme with the first line.

There once was a man from Cork
Who some people thought was a dork
He said with a grin

Post by **Skylace** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:15 pm

Let us begin

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:54 pm

Then went on a date with Bjork.

There once was a RED named FRED

Post by **Skylace** » Wed May 30, 2007 2:08 am

Who was totally fucked in the head

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Wed May 30, 2007 2:21 am

Though he tried not to smoke

girldorksrule · Post by **girldorksrule** » Wed May 30, 2007 2:39 am

Mere oxygen made him choke

Post by **Skylace** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:25 am

And he ended up quite dead

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There once was a peanut named Sue

girldorksrule · Post by **girldorksrule** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:31 am

Got pissed when she stepped in some poo

Post by **Skylace** » Wed May 30, 2007 8:12 pm

With a yell and a shout

Post by **faceless** » Wed May 30, 2007 8:18 pm

and arms flailing about

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Thu May 31, 2007 12:40 am

Broke her shell and both her nuts too.

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...an old favourite....

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Post by **Skylace** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:56 am

who liked to piss in a bucket

Demonchild · Post by **Demonchild** » Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:19 pm

The urine would flow

Post by **Skylace** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:48 am

Whenever he'd go

Post by **faceless** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:52 am

till he learned how to shake and then tuck it

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There lived a young rasta in Bow