Limerick

Post by **faceless** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:13 pm

belied his true sex

nekokate · Post by **nekokate** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:12 pm

so he took off his skirt and did leave.

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In Scarborough was someone called Vicky,

Post by **Skylace** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:38 pm

who everyone found quite icky

major.tom · Post by **major.tom** » Tue May 22, 2007 11:59 pm

Skylace wrote:who everyone found quite icky

lacking style or grace

Post by **faceless** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:36 am

like a chav with nice lace

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Wed May 23, 2007 3:09 am

She just gave her nose a quick picky.

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The bulldog sat licking its nuts.....

nekokate · Post by **nekokate** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:55 pm

Not cashews, but those hung from his guts

Post by **Skylace** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:13 pm

He slurped and he lapped

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:44 pm

'til he suddenly trapped

nekokate · Post by **nekokate** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:48 pm

his tongue in the most canine of butts

Post by **Skylace** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:53 pm

There once was a man from Cork.

Post by **faceless** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:07 pm

who some people thought was a dork

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:07 pm

Who went on a blind date with Bjork

Post by **Skylace** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:08 pm

Bat wrote:Who went on a blind date with Bjork

Sorry Bat, looks like Face beat you too it. We need a line that doesn't rhyme with the first.

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:09 pm

Bugger