Couch related Limericks and Tongue Twisters

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:55 pm

A couple to start you off:

For lovers of UK TV
There?s only one place you should be
Cos the fellow named Face
Capped at remarkable pace
So his Couchers would be first up to see.

.....and a tongue twister
The tripper tracker trounces, nobbas nonces and ponces

Post by **faceless** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:48 pm

well that first one should get a prize for sure!

haha

AHend09 · Post by **AHend09** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:15 pm

peter piper picked a pack of pickled pepper

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:27 pm

AHend09 wrote:peter piper picked a pack of pickled pepper

...er...."Couch related" entries only please.

Post by **Skylace** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:43 pm

Play with your toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, on the couch.

Post by **faceless** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:48 pm

Round the tripping tree the tripping tracker tracked

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:44 am

I took a trip the other day
I fell over on to a couch
He said to me "HEY"
I said to him "OUCH"

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:47 pm

Jesus that's crap Bat, away and sort yer heid oot.

nekokate · Post by **nekokate** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:26 pm

In Leeds is a nutter called Kate,
Who's bi as opposed to being straight,
She joined up to The Couch,
For which she can vouch,
Is friendly and funny and great.