A horth joke

[maycm]

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.

"What sort of horse?" said the owner.

"A female horth" the dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a mare.

"Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.

"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

"Nithe teeth.... can I thee her eerth?" the dwarf says.

The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show
him the horses ears.

"Nithe eerth.' He says, "Now...can I thee her twot?"

With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vag*na. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I thee her wun awound?"

[major.tom]

Not bad. But I think

Perhaps I should weefwaze that.

should be:

"Perhapth I thould weefwaze that.

[pirtybirdy]

That is hilarious! Good one!

[Skylace]

that was funny!