Limerick

Post by **faceless** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:20 am

major.tom wrote:And now he's a sorry old podge. (?)

It's darn hard to find something to rhyme with Dodge. I hope that's the correct use...

My turn to start one off...

There once was a couple from Kent

whose neighbours thought they were quite bent

Post by **Skylace** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:59 pm

They went out on a lash

nekokate · Post by **nekokate** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:34 pm

and looked through their trash,

Post by **Skylace** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:36 pm

and gave the bin a new dent.

EDIT:

Forgot to start a new one!
There once was a man like no other

nekokate · Post by **nekokate** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:57 pm

on account of the fact he's a mother

Post by **faceless** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:03 pm

he had a few extra bits

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Mon May 14, 2007 6:45 pm

faceless wrote:he had a few extra bits

Mainly a few balls and big tits.

Post by **faceless** » Mon May 14, 2007 7:07 pm

and you should have seen the state of his brother!

6ULDV8 · Post by **6ULDV8** » Tue May 15, 2007 5:22 am

Loving this thread...

Faceless should have started abother but didnt..

Thus I will start a new one:

There was a young fellow named BAT

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:48 am

Who had suddenly heard a big "SPLAT!"

Post by **faceless** » Tue May 15, 2007 12:29 pm

he looked all around

Post by **Skylace** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:12 pm

and saw on the ground

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:16 pm

The ninth life leaving his cat.

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A drunken young lady named Sue...

Post by **Skylace** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:29 pm

Decided to go to the zoo

Post by **faceless** » Tue May 15, 2007 3:36 pm

she jumped in a cage