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Limerick day is this Saturday. In honor of it I thought starting up this old thread would be a good idea.

What you do is you come up with one line of a Limerick and the next poster adds to it until we have the completed limerick.

I'll start

There once was a man from Stoke
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Who was eating, and started to choke
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his face went bright blue,
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he ran to the loo,
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in search of that Heimlich bloke.

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haha, excellent - I was stuck on a rhyme for stoke...

ok, here's another to start



There once was a girl from New York
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Who's parrot was able to talk
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He blathered all day
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about his dreams of flying away

( have i got this right? )
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so now he's just food on her fork.

ok, this one's cruel :D

You got it right, Luke. AABBA
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Another starter


There once was a girl from Dodge
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who had an old flame named Rodge
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The last time they met,
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The made a big bet
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And now he's a sorry old podge. (?)

It's darn hard to find something to rhyme with Dodge. I hope that's the correct use...

My turn to start one off...

There once was a couple from Kent
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