World's first sex-toy for dogs!

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World's first sex-toy for dogs!

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The latest doll in doggy style
Sunday, April 22, 2007

We've all been there – finding that our dog is just a little too keen to be friendly with our leg. But now a French designer has come up what he describes as the first dog sex toy in a bid to end canine frustration. The Hotdolls are plastic playmates specifically shaped so their hips feel like a female dog. They are covered with a 1cm-thick technogel skin to keep them soft to the touch. The dolls are supplied in two colours, black and white, and there is a choice of two sizes. Some added female odour spray helps make the encounters even more lifelike.

Designer Clement Eloy, 24, said the Hotdolls are a 'natural way to control a dog's sexual impulses'. He said he came up with the idea after his friend's dog had to get his sexual kicks from a cushion. He added: 'I wondered why they didn't have these dolls for dogs. As humans we can control our impulses, but dogs just cannot do that.'

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I wonder if it squeaks? :lol:
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I wonder if it squeaks? :lol:

ROFLMAO! :lol:
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Brings a who new meaning to doing it 'doggy style' :lol:

The (UK) Apprentice had a show a couple of weeks ago where the contestants had to design a doggy toy. I wonder if any of them thought of this, or what "Siralan" would have done if it had been suggested.

Incidentally - are these going to be available in shops or just online? I can't imagine my local petshop selling them.
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Kilo says oh yes please ...It looks better fun than trying to eat these bloody birds :D

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What concerns me is the designer even saw this as a problem that needed to be fixed :lol:
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I can't get over that picture :lol:
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He looks asleep .. maybe it doubles as a bed for dogs who are just tired (or shagged)
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I thought it looked like some kind of canine motorbike :)

If they made it remote controlled you could have the terrier chasing it around to the Benny Hill music.
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nekokate wrote:I thought it looked like some kind of canine motorbike :)
:lol: I could make a joke about "riding"......
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Faceless I think you should get one for your cat. She's constantly at you when she's in heat and maybe this would take the pressure off you....and your bike :lol:
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GROSS! I don't clean up after my husband - I am NOT cleaning up after a dog!

do dogs still do that of they are spayed or neutered? I've only ever had cats ...

I think the dog is stuck ...
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Marcella-FL wrote:GROSS! I don't clean up after my husband - I am NOT cleaning up after a dog!

do dogs still do that of they are spayed or neutered? I've only ever had cats ...

I think the dog is stuck ...
When I showed my mum the article she said the same thing. She'd not want to be cleaning that thing off.

Isn't it true dogs can get stuck? I'm sure I've heard that before and you have to get spray them with cold water?
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IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Marcella-FL wrote:GROSS! I don't clean up after my husband - I am NOT cleaning up after a dog!

do dogs still do that of they are spayed or neutered? I've only ever had cats ...

I think the dog is stuck ...
When I showed my mum the article she said the same thing. She'd not want to be cleaning that thing off.

Isn't it true dogs can get stuck? I'm sure I've heard that before and you have to get spray them with cold water?
Well what happens is this .....once the dog is inside the female his lil thingie swells up at the end ..there fore locking them together till all the spern has passed into female.....Throwing water at them is the worst thing U can do.....as a matter of fact there nothing U can do till the erm swelling goes down.......I learnt this a few years ago when my husky was erm stuck in a female dog on the beach ..... :wow: :wow:
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as an afterthought ...Thank god that does not happen with us :wink2:
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Aja wrote:as an afterthought ...Thank god that does not happen with us :wink2:
I think it'd be a good thing. Would force the man to 'hang in there' till the woman's finished :oops:
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