Rent-A-Midget Service Is Thinking Big

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Rent-A-Midget Service Is Thinking Big

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CHINO, Calif. If you think good things come in small packages, there are three guys in Chino, California, who'd love to hear from you.

The three run a party-planning service called "Rent-A-Midget" which books pint-sized performers who do everything from stripteases to stand up comedy.

Co-owner Chris Fetterer says he and his pals came up with the idea after agreeing that having a midget at a party definitely makes it more fun -- and now they book gigs for five performing little people in the Southern California region.

Rent-A-Midget is currently promoting cupid impersonations for Valentine's Day, where a little person dresses up and gives your sweetheart some flowers, as well as midget Superbowl parties where the performer serves drinks each time the favored team scores a touchdown.

Fetterer says the performers love being paid to entertain -- at rates of $75 and up per gig -- and he loves helping them.

In his words, "We make almost nothing off the events we do. We just do it because it's fun."



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Yellow card for that..............one more and you're off :thumbsdown:
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Boab wrote:Yellow card for that..............one more and you're off :thumbsdown:
I'm just trying to keep everyone privy as to what's going on in the world? :dancer: :dancing1:
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Wow! That is fantastic! I wish they were here in New York. My sister has a weird reaction to midgets. The sight of them make her gag for some reason. I'd love to have one come to her house and deliver a song-o-gram or something just for laughs to see her reaction. Oh, and yes....I still like to torture my siblings.......I can't be the only one.....lol!
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pirtybirdy wrote:Wow! That is fantastic! I wish they were here in New York. My sister has a weird reaction to midgets. The sight of them make her gag for some reason. I'd love to have one come to her house and deliver a song-o-gram or something just for laughs to see her reaction. Oh, and yes....I still like to torture my siblings.......I can't be the only one.....lol!
You're not the only one, and I equally torture my mum to keep her on her toes :D
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I wasa ok with it up to the picture if the overweight dwarf in a g string ... you just gave me the heebie jeebies ...
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and evidently adversely affected my ability to type ...
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it's the money tucked into the string that gets me!

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My eyes have been severely damaged.
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Marcella-FL wrote:and evidently adversely affected my ability to type ...
I have the ability to do that to people without an overweight dwarf in a g-string.
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