I am an elf - please help me!

Lostinthestates · Post by **Lostinthestates** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:27 pm

This story is hilarious! This guy thought he was an elf and that's why he robbed a store. And as an excuse he blames a video game! I would surely try and get of those LSD pills

https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6425333.stm

Post by **eefanincan** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:31 pm

I would have thought that an "elf" would shop more from the children's section.

Post by **Skylace** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:34 pm

"and his character was an elf named Beho."
What an apt name...a man stealing knickers and bras sounds like he wanted to BE da HO alright!

And if he is in mental care maybe it's time to put him in some long term care. Having him as a lab tech doesn't sound like a good idea. Who knows what that little elf might want!

Post by **faceless** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:36 pm

He pleaded elf-defence? doh.

LSD doesn't come in pills Lost, it's usually a piece of blotter paper dipped in the liquid.

Lostinthestates · Post by **Lostinthestates** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:44 pm

faceless wrote:He pleaded elf-defence? doh.

LSD doesn't come in pills Lost, it's usually a piece of blotter paper dipped in the liquid.

Well I guess it shows my knowledge in the drug department :-)

Post by **Skylace** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:45 pm

Lostinthestates wrote:
faceless wrote:He pleaded elf-defence? doh.

LSD doesn't come in pills Lost, it's usually a piece of blotter paper dipped in the liquid.
Well I guess it shows my knowledge in the drug department :-)

Either that our you're being coy

girldorksrule · Post by **girldorksrule** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:24 pm

eefanincan wrote:I would have thought that an "elf" would shop more from the children's section.

Funny.

6ULDV8 · Post by **6ULDV8** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:42 pm

faceless wrote:He pleaded elf-defence? doh.

LSD doesn't come in pills Lost, it's usually a piece of blotter paper dipped in the liquid.

It used to come in pill form.
The original Californian Sunshine was in pill form.

There are many forms that acid can be purchased apart from the blotters.
Microdots are close to pill form, cellulose cut in squares, liquid itself & if your lucky 'CRYSTALS" of acid can be purchased.
That is not the total list, but it will get ya' started.

Post by **faceless** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:52 pm

6ULDV8 wrote:That is not the total list, but it will get ya' started.

yes, all of which were covered by the word "usually"!

I've taken 4-500 acid trips in my time - I'd guess only about 5 of them weren't from blotter, not by choice but availability.

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:00 pm

Skylace wrote:"and his character was an elf named Beho."
What an apt name...a man stealing knickers and bras sounds like he wanted to BE da HO alright!

And if he is in mental care maybe it's time to put him in some long term care. Having him as a lab tech doesn't sound like a good idea. Who knows what that little elf might want!

LMAO!!

fritz · Post by **fritz** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:28 pm

We would get on a small suger cube