Lord Voldemort joins mile high club

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Lord Voldemort joins mile high club

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"English Patient" star Ralph Fiennes is accused of having a "mile-high" fling with a flight attendant, the Australian Sunday Telegraph reports.

While Lisa Robertson claims she did not partake in any sexual activity with Fiennes, her Qantas co-workers disagree.

Two other crew members saw Robertson, 38, chatting with Fiennes, 44, and they waited for them to come out of the bathroom.

They then reported the incident to a senior crew member.

In a statement lodged with her employer, Robertson denied the allegations.

"While conversing with Mr. Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet,'' Ms Robertson said in her statement.

"I went to the nearby toilet and entered it, he followed me and entered the same toilet.

"I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr. Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did," she said.

Robertson was reportedly in hiding this weekend after being grounded without pay.

Fiennes was flying from Australia to India as a Unicef ambassador to promote awareness of HIV and safe sex at the time.
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Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that :)
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Um, she didn't lock the door? Sounds suspect, since it's the only way to indicate that the restroom is occupied.
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eefanincan wrote:Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that :)
I do. Lucky biatch! :lol: Joking but he's one of my fave actors :oops:
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IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that :)
I do. Lucky biatch! :lol: Joking but he's one of my fave actors :oops:
I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. :P
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Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that :)
I do. Lucky biatch! :lol: Joking but he's one of my fave actors :oops:
I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. :P
So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? :cunning:
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IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that :)
I do. Lucky biatch! :lol: Joking but he's one of my fave actors :oops:
I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. :P
So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? :cunning:
:lol: Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... :oops: :lol:
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Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that :)
I do. Lucky biatch! :lol: Joking but he's one of my fave actors :oops:
I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. :P
So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? :cunning:
:lol: Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... :oops: :lol:
LMAO :lol: :lol:
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Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that :)
I do. Lucky biatch! :lol: Joking but he's one of my fave actors :oops:
I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. :P
So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? :cunning:
:lol: Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... :oops: :lol:
:lol: And here I thought you were pure and innocent :shhh:
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eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that :)
I do. Lucky biatch! :lol: Joking but he's one of my fave actors :oops:
I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. :P
So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? :cunning:
:lol: Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... :oops: :lol:
:lol: And here I thought you were pure and innocent :shhh:
Aha you thought I was the doirty one of the group, but I forgot to tell you she taught me everything I know :shhh:
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IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that :)
I do. Lucky biatch! :lol: Joking but he's one of my fave actors :oops:
I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. :P
So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? :cunning:
:lol: Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... :oops: :lol:
:lol: And here I thought you were pure and innocent :shhh:
Aha you thought I was the doirty one of the group, but I forgot to tell you she taught me everything I know :shhh:

Things are making sense now! :lol:
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eefanincan wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that :)
I do. Lucky biatch! :lol: Joking but he's one of my fave actors :oops:
I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. :P
So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? :cunning:
:lol: Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... :oops: :lol:
:lol: And here I thought you were pure and innocent :shhh:
Aha you thought I was the doirty one of the group, but I forgot to tell you she taught me everything I know :shhh:

Things are making sense now! :lol:
:agree:
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IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that :)
I do. Lucky biatch! :lol: Joking but he's one of my fave actors :oops:
I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. :P
So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? :cunning:
:lol: Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... :oops: :lol:
:lol: And here I thought you were pure and innocent :shhh:
Aha you thought I was the doirty one of the group, but I forgot to tell you she taught me everything I know :shhh:

Things are making sense now! :lol:
:agree:
I'd step up to defend myself but it's all truth 8)
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Post by IRiSHMaFIA »

Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
Skylace wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
eefanincan wrote:Well, well, well, ........ I really don't know what to say about that :)
I do. Lucky biatch! :lol: Joking but he's one of my fave actors :oops:
I was just grinning when I heard the story on the news. He's one of my favorites too Irish and if I had to be in a tiny plane toilet with him, I'd make that sacrifice. :P
So you'd not mind a snake on the plane then? :cunning:
:lol: Here we go again!

Nope, not a bit. Of course, I prefer it when they serve warm nuts....wait...um... :oops: :lol:
:lol: And here I thought you were pure and innocent :shhh:
Aha you thought I was the doirty one of the group, but I forgot to tell you she taught me everything I know :shhh:

Things are making sense now! :lol:
:agree:
I'd step up to defend myself but it's all truth 8)
You forgot to tell her you've a degree in carnel knowledge? :lol:
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