Questions You Ponder During Life...

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:31 am

1. Do you need a silencer if you are going to kill a mime?

2. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

3. How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work in the morning?

4. If 7-11 is open 24-hrs a day, 365 days a year why are there locks on the door?

5. If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose?

6. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

7. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

8. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

9. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

10. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

11. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

12. If you have your finger touching the mirror that says "objects in mirror are closer than they appear," how is that possible?

13. If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

14. Why does your nose "run" and your feet "smell"

15. Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

16. Why is it called a "building" when its already built?

17. Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

18. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

19. How can someone draw a blank?

20. What is another word for "thesaurus"?

21. If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 km's of home, why not move 10km's away?

22. When they ship Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Post by **eefanincan** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:33 am

Why are there braille buttons on a drive through ATM?

calm · Post by **calm** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:48 pm

When women use makeup, why don't they feel like a "Scratch and Win"?

Calm

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:55 pm

Calm wrote:When women use makeup, why don't they feel like a "Scratch and Win"?

Calm

We'd only feel that way if we piled it on too thick

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:25 pm

Why is "Dyslexic" such a difficult word to spell?

Why is Abbreviation such a long word?

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:40 pm

maycm wrote:Why is "Dyslexic" such a difficult word to spell?

Why is Abbreviation such a long word?

Dyslexic is spelled how it sounds so not difficult really, but as far as abbreviation goes, I see your point

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:45 pm

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

girldorksrule · Post by **girldorksrule** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:27 pm

IRiSHMaFIA wrote:If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

LMFAO That is a good one.

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:05 pm

A question I ponder during life........Who makes these firkin' lists?

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:31 pm

Bat wrote:A question I ponder during life........Who makes these firkin' lists?

I dunno but if the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Post by **Skylace** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:50 pm

Why is it the Royal Mail but called the Post by people and why is it the United States Postal Service and people call it the Mail?