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Post by Bat »

In the staplery.

What time is it?
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Post by faceless »

It's time for love!

https://dbaldaia.free.fr/90/KLF.mp3

Could you pass the salt please?
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Post by Bat »

I could if I wanted too but you've taken too much over the years and now it's time to do things a little healthier.


Do you want fries with that?
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No thank you.

Why is it still hot out?
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The El Nino effect.

Why do my plants die ??
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Because you kill them.

Why couldn't my car hold out until Friday when I had more time to take it in?
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That would have been too convenient


Why does you nose always feel like there is a booger in it in public ???
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Post by Bat »

Sod's law.

Why do you love the Bat? :hug:
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Because he is so wonderful and we miss him when he is gone!

What are your plans for this year?
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Post by Marcella-FL »

Same as last year minus a new baby.

Why is a duck?
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Post by maycm »

Because it is so 'down'.

Are my puns getting worse?
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Post by Bat »

Yes. And eider left that alone if I was you.

Is it beer o'clock yet? :cheers1:
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Post by Gasman59 »

You bet !!

Can I have a shot of some good whiskey instead ??
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Bat wrote:Yes. And eider left that alone if I was you.
that deserves a chuckle indeed!
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Post by faceless »

Gasman59 wrote:You bet !!

Can I have a shot of some good whiskey instead ??
Whiskey's for the Oirish, but if you must!

Have you ever eaten something you thought was something else and not said a word about it?
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