Dechristmasfied

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:56 am

SHUT IT!

Did I happen to mention I've a mother for sale? REAL CHEAP! Comes with 1 year supply of food and tea!

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:58 am

OMG the last post I did was 2666. I can't take chances so I had to do another so it's 667. I'm watching my arse here!

Post by **faceless** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:07 am

IRiSHMaFIA wrote:OMG the last post I did was 2666. I can't take chances so I had to do another so it's 667. I'm watching my arse here!

I think you should be on guard for sure - until the temperature goes above 0c anyway!

Post by **eefanincan** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:08 am

IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
6ULDV8 wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:Those lights are the souls of children he has taken over the years...and now I think he's coming for me! I'm sure of it!

Bastard!
I hate to tell you the bad news... but....

That is a clown dressed up as a snowman.. with the evil ticking heart of a huge woman eating spider that drives the evil clowns mind...
I knew there was more to that fat bastard than meets the eye, and you'll never guess what's happened. There's now 2 of them!

All these years I thought I was the queen of cheek, but it seems my mum has me beat. She thought she'd teach me a lesson and went and got the last one they had, so now there's 2 of the ratfaced bastards!

She'll pay big for this

<----- my mum .....film at 11

That is too funny!

I say do the ransome thing. About 4 or 5 yrs ago I had a boss who was overly attached to water bottle and carried it with her. So one day, when she was at a meeting and forgot her bottle, we snatched it, then took polaroid shots of it in differnt places around our nursing unit (in the ice machine, on the crash cart, hooked up to an IV, etc.). It was really the best fun and she took it in stride.

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:59 am

eefanincan wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:
6ULDV8 wrote:
IRiSHMaFIA wrote:Those lights are the souls of children he has taken over the years...and now I think he's coming for me! I'm sure of it!

Bastard!
I hate to tell you the bad news... but....

That is a clown dressed up as a snowman.. with the evil ticking heart of a huge woman eating spider that drives the evil clowns mind...
I knew there was more to that fat bastard than meets the eye, and you'll never guess what's happened. There's now 2 of them!

All these years I thought I was the queen of cheek, but it seems my mum has me beat. She thought she'd teach me a lesson and went and got the last one they had, so now there's 2 of the ratfaced bastards!

She'll pay big for this

<----- my mum .....film at 11
That is too funny!

I say do the ransome thing. About 4 or 5 yrs ago I had a boss who was overly attached to water bottle and carried it with her. So one day, when she was at a meeting and forgot her bottle, we snatched it, then took polaroid shots of it in differnt places around our nursing unit (in the ice machine, on the crash cart, hooked up to an IV, etc.). It was really the best fun and she took it in stride.

lol that's a wicked thing to do. I laughed a good one reading you hooked it up to an IV

Brilliant stuff!

All I can say is this ain't over till the fat lady sings! She took both of the snow devils to her room with her when she went to bed, but tomorrow she's going out to the shops to get stuff because we've people coming over. She'll be so busy doing things and let her guard down, and that's when I'll slip in like a thief in the night and snatch them up and put them in another hiding spot.

I'll take a picture and post it once I've my hands on them again

6ULDV8 · Post by **6ULDV8** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:06 pm

Do you have a shed?
A coal bunker?

You could always throw her off the trail by disturbing the topsoil in the garden & making a cross out of some pencils (or such) & sticking it on the soil

I'd leave a note from the snowmen also... saying something like "Thanks for the introduction, he's melted my heart & we have run off to the north pole...."

Post by **eefanincan** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:13 pm

6ULDV8 wrote:Do you have a shed?
A coal bunker?

You could always throw her off the trail by disturbing the topsoil in the garden & making a cross out of some pencils (or such) & sticking it on the soil

I'd leave a note from the snowmen also... saying something like "Thanks for the introduction, he's melted my heart & we have run off to the north pole...."

Oooooooo.... you're wicked! LOL!

Can't wait to see how this all turns out!

Post by **Skylace** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:47 pm

eefanincan wrote:
6ULDV8 wrote:Do you have a shed?
A coal bunker?

You could always throw her off the trail by disturbing the topsoil in the garden & making a cross out of some pencils (or such) & sticking it on the soil

I'd leave a note from the snowmen also... saying something like "Thanks for the introduction, he's melted my heart & we have run off to the north pole...."

Oooooooo.... you're wicked! LOL!

Can't wait to see how this all turns out!

Me either! I'm thinking it needs to all be put together as a Christmas short story!

IRiSHMaFIA · Post by **IRiSHMaFIA** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:11 pm

Well...she almost had the upper hand but I've just taken the lead.

The new snowman she got is defective. It doesn't light up half as bright as the other one and she's completely gutted.

She's them both placed proudly on the speakers on each side of the tv. One is changing colours quickly and really bright. The other is changing very slowly and the colour is hardly noticable.

She asked innocent ole me if I sabotaged it! Can you imagine the nerve of the woman! I said how dare you accuse me of such a horrible act...and she said 'so that means yes I presume?' The cheek of the woman!

I really didn't have a thing to do with it. It might have been bumped but entirely by accident. I can't really say for sure

She's told me she's not concerned because she called the place where she got it and they've a few more at another location, and she rang up one of the guests coming tonight and asked them if they could stop by and pick her one up

My only hope is that they forget along the way.

A further update to the snowman from hell shall continue tomorrow.....same bat time...same bat channel!

6ULDV8 · Post by **6ULDV8** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:31 pm

Ohhh... More coming...

Invasion of the clowns with woman eating spider hearts disguised as snowmen.......

Pictures in my minds eye right now of 30 plus of the buggers by tuesday, super glued to every surface near a plug socket...

By now, myself, I would have taken a screw gun to the sockets & disconnected the power from the wall to the buggers...

Post by **eefanincan** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 3:38 am

IRiSHMaFIA wrote:Well...she almost had the upper hand but I've just taken the lead.

The new snowman she got is defective. It doesn't light up half as bright as the other one and she's completely gutted.

She's them both placed proudly on the speakers on each side of the tv. One is changing colours quickly and really bright. The other is changing very slowly and the colour is hardly noticable.

She asked innocent ole me if I sabotaged it! Can you imagine the nerve of the woman! I said how dare you accuse me of such a horrible act...and she said 'so that means yes I presume?' The cheek of the woman!

I really didn't have a thing to do with it. It might have been bumped but entirely by accident. I can't really say for sure

She's told me she's not concerned because she called the place where she got it and they've a few more at another location, and she rang up one of the guests coming tonight and asked them if they could stop by and pick her one up

My only hope is that they forget along the way.

A further update to the snowman from hell shall continue tomorrow.....same bat time...same bat channel!

Now, I'm just guessing here, but, um, did you give your mum a lot of grief growing up? LOL! Sounds like you've both got quite the sense of humour!

Twirley · Post by **Twirley** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:43 pm

Irish - the only thing for certain is it won't be for too mch longer - and you can officially say "get rid....now!!"

Have fun till then....and have a great New Year.

:NewYears7:

Post by **Skylace** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:41 pm

There are still some people around town who have their lights up from Christmas! My only guess is they have left red ones up for Valentine's and green up for St. Patricks!

Post by **eefanincan** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:49 pm

Skylace wrote:There are still some people around town who have their lights up from Christmas! My only guess is they have left red ones up for Valentine's and green up for St. Patricks!

Or they could just be lazy. We've got people in our neighbourhood who leave them up until July or August...... I think that maybe they want the red and white lights to celebrate Canada Day on July 1.

Post by **Skylace** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:51 pm

eefanincan wrote:
Skylace wrote:There are still some people around town who have their lights up from Christmas! My only guess is they have left red ones up for Valentine's and green up for St. Patricks!
Or they could just be lazy. We've got people in our neighbourhood who leave them up until July or August...... I think that maybe they want the red and white lights to celebrate Canada Day on July 1.

I don't know why I let it drive me crazy. But it does

It's their house after all. I guess I'm like you, I figure they're being lazy about it and that makes me bonkers.