Finish The Sentence ...

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Mon May 01, 2006 4:47 am

My oldest friend is in the Cook Islands on a six week holiday. Bastard.

If i only had five instead of seven beers last night........

Post by **Skylace** » Mon May 01, 2006 2:13 pm

If I only had five instead of seven beers last night I may not have behaved like such a cunt.

My mom and dad taught me to never ...........

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Mon May 01, 2006 3:51 pm

My mom and dad taught me to never wipe while standing up.

Why don't you just..........

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Wed May 03, 2006 8:23 pm

Why don't you just.......switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead?

The Sinclair C5 was.......

Ally · Post by **Ally** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:20 am

The Sinclair C5 was a three-wheeled personal transport battery electric vehicle invented by Sir Clive Sinclair.

My favourite fruit is _______.

Post by **faceless** » Thu May 04, 2006 11:19 am

My favourite fruit is a slightly overripe melon...

The last time my doctor looked that surprised he had a ------

Kezza · Post by **Kezza** » Fri May 05, 2006 8:25 am

faceless wrote:My favourite fruit is a slightly overripe melon...

The last time my doctor looked that surprised he had a ------

A pregnant female patient uncertain of the paternity of the child, so the female patient informed the Doctor that she was going to appear on "The Jerry Springer Show" to determine paternity.

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The results are in, and my baby's daddy is....

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Sat May 06, 2006 1:43 am

Eh?

I think you've got this a little bit confused with something else, something only you would be able to answer so, go ahead Kezza.

Kezza · Post by **Kezza** » Sat May 06, 2006 2:45 am

Bat wrote:Eh?

I think you've got this a little bit confused with something else, something only you would be able to answer so, go ahead Kezza.

OK, here goes:
The results are in, and my baby's daddy is Jerry Springer!

The last time I was this hungover I -----

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:29 pm

The last time I was hungover..........I was not drinking Czech lager.

The hypotonuse of a right angled triangle is.........

Post by **faceless** » Mon May 08, 2006 5:49 pm

The hypotenuse of a right angled triangle is a funny old thing really.

The first time I went bunjee-jumping ..........

Post by **Skylace** » Mon May 08, 2006 6:33 pm

The first time I went bunjee-jumping I was naked.

My day has been.....

Kezza · Post by **Kezza** » Tue May 09, 2006 7:28 am

Skylace wrote:The first time I went bunjee-jumping I was naked.

My day has been.....

My day has been brightened due to a Double-Dose of Corrie (thanks, Face!).

Tomorrow, I have to ......

Bat · Post by **Bat** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:45 pm

Tomorrow I have to.........buy some ink for my printer.

What the hell are.....

Post by **Skylace** » Wed May 10, 2006 3:02 pm

What the hell are.....Republicans for?

I put that...............