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That was bad, but I've come up with a worse one. How does a married man kill his mistress?

On-the-side.
My subconscious is protesting against that joke in ways that are dimly breaking through to the surface. I love it.

it's a shit joke, let me promise you.

the 'Whizzer and Chips' would have ...

but a good joke should be relatively easy to get - otherwise it's bad communication.
I got it right away but I am used to bad jokes from my 9 year old.
Yeah, and my friend Greg got it straight away over the phone yesterday. I suppose some people are just a bit slower than others!

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I think if they had the confidence, and they were willing to wait long enough for the audience to get it, then they might just be able to brazen it out.

Paul Merton might have just got away with it back in the Angus days of HIGNFY.

Yeah, it's probably the least funny video I have ever posted in a forum. I liked the concept, but the execution was clearly hindered by the guy's bawbaginess.

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How do you kill a joke?

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:? :P

I thought it would be best as a verbal (rather than written) gag, and I still think that, although I told it to my three cleverest friends yesterday, and none of them got it without having it explained to them.

Now you ...

/me bows back in

crass and unfunny doesn't add up to justified violence in my book

By way of avoiding a re-run of the Brass Eye Special debate, I'll bow out at this point.

the guy was a wanker - he lost his temper because he couldn't handle a heckler, insulted her, then got smacked. End of story.

The guy who punched him had more artistic flair in his left hook.


But wasn't the insult phrased as a joke?

Perhaps a poor one, and certainly an offensive one (to at ...

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A case of the tooth being stranger than fiction...

spot on there Kate - the guy could do with lessons in how not to be a dick for sure... also, on how not to be a pussy who can't take the result of his actions. If you're going to insult people you need to be prepared to take the flak.

Flak yes. Being attacked while on stage at a comedy club no ...

Barry's wife & sister:

As far as the point about your choice of escapism being interactive and therefore better is concerned, can that really be a valid reason for dismissing one form of 'fun' for another?

But that was never "my point".

If you re-read what I wrote, you'll see that I didn't even accept that my playing ...