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Bloody corporate speak
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:54 pm
by faceless
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https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7457287.stm[/web]
This kind of crap is partly why I've refused jobs working in these environments. I'd seriously end doing injury to someone if I heard this crap day in and day out... haha but moving forward, let's open up the envelope and see if the cookie flies.
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:07 pm
by nekokate
Haha! They missed out my favourite one! When an idea is rejected: "Let's horizon that."
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:54 am
by bay
OMG these are great... incentivise, PMSL...... yeah, I loff RIF. been there done that got the t-shirt...
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:58 pm
by Skylace
Idea Showers! What happens when they get a golden one?
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:19 pm
by SpursFan1902
Ugh...part of the reason I will NEVER work in an office again! I will go back to fast food first...
Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:34 pm
by bay
Idea Showers! What happens when they get a golden one?
OMG, falling outa chair laughin here
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:01 pm
by Brown Sauce
I always thought that drilling had something to do with pickin' yer nose.
Anything with "team" in it. Unless it is used in a sporting context.
For instance,
“Demonstrates a thorough understanding of liquid production techniques and sharing where applicable with the team, with any additions as required by each team member”.