Couchtripper

The cunctatious shumpgullion went to hit the maples with the digamist. Recently, he had acquired a new pair of kickseys, because his old ones had been ruined when a stram startled him. Going agatewards, he and the digamist proceeded in a sillily manner, hyped up on whizz-bang. As he was in tragamy, he quickly met his amethodistic wife, which quickly caused erubescency on his part. As a soda-squirt, she had seen many a red leary, and so recognized a spelk effect from the eye-bite. Once at home, the fangast, who had experienced a gantelope, sat down with his blowen, only to find the bread too chaddy. With unthew cooking ability, he was forced instead to occupy himself with a guisard. When he got bored, on a whim he whelmed the guisard, and then, still hungry, dined on bog-oranges. A square-dinkham, who never did rhetoricate, he was considered by none to be beef-witted because of his appetite for bog-oranges. Finishing his meal with a zwimmer, and finding himself no longer woad, he performed befruation, much to the ruff of his blowen, before going to sleep with the knuller.

The whole thing sounds schmung to me.

I came upon the thought, punctericiously, that it blinkles the earie dums like Droogspeak

UGH?????