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Couch related Limericks and Tongue Twisters

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:55 pm
by maycm
A couple to start you off:

For lovers of UK TV
There?s only one place you should be
Cos the fellow named Face
Capped at remarkable pace
So his Couchers would be first up to see.


.....and a tongue twister
The tripper tracker trounces, nobbas nonces and ponces

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:48 pm
by faceless
well that first one should get a prize for sure!

haha

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:15 pm
by AHend09
peter piper picked a pack of pickled pepper

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:27 pm
by maycm
AHend09 wrote:peter piper picked a pack of pickled pepper

...er...."Couch related" entries only please. :oops:

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:43 pm
by Skylace
Play with your toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, on the couch.

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:48 pm
by faceless
Round the tripping tree the tripping tracker tracked

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 8:44 am
by Bat
I took a trip the other day
I fell over on to a couch
He said to me "HEY"
I said to him "OUCH"

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 7:47 pm
by Bat
Jesus that's crap Bat, away and sort yer heid oot.

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 9:26 pm
by nekokate
In Leeds is a nutter called Kate,
Who's bi as opposed to being straight,
She joined up to The Couch,
For which she can vouch,
Is friendly and funny and great.