couchtripper

There are of course the often quoted ones such as

Why is Abbreviation such a long word?
Why is Dyslexic so difficult to spell?
Why is there only one Monopolies commision?
Why isn’t there another word for Thesaurus?

Then I was listening to the radio today and heard the phrase 'head over heels' and thought "isn’t your head always over your heels?"

Any odd words or phrases that confuse or puzzle you?

I always love these

maycm wrote:Then I was listening to the radio today and heard the phrase 'head over heels' and thought "isn’t your head always over your heels?"

hahahaha That, sadly, has never crossed my mind. I shall never hear that phrase the same again.

I once invented powdered water, but I didn't know what to add to it.

Is a frog's ass water tight.

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my body, but taller.

1st man. Can you tell me how to get to Dublin,
2nd man. Well, you don't want to start from here.