Here's a great story, not a word said, apart from some dialogue right at the end ...


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A German tourist jumped into the freezing water to save my precious little dog.

When he got back to the bridge, he checked out Fumble and said, "Ze dog, he vill be OK".

Due to his actions, and his knowledge, I asked,

"Are you a vet"?

He said, "VET? !! I am fucking soaked"!!

Wough, seir is nussing lke se Tshirman ack-tsent. I sink he von se checkpot.

(I'm from Vienna, Austria - and like G. B. Shaw missed to add, Austria [plus Bavaria, if you wish] and [the rest of] Germany also are two countries even more separated by the same language. )