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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:13 pm
by Bat
Skylace wrote:
Bat wrote:Who went on a blind date with Bjork
Sorry Bat, looks like Face beat you too it. We need a line that doesn't rhyme with the first.
Er, good point. A line that does'nt rhyme with the first line.


There once was a man from Cork
Who some people thought was a dork
He said with a grin

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:15 pm
by Skylace
Let us begin

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:54 pm
by Bat
Then went on a date with Bjork.


There once was a RED named FRED

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:08 am
by Skylace
Who was totally fucked in the head

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:21 am
by maycm
Though he tried not to smoke

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 2:39 am
by girldorksrule
Mere oxygen made him choke

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:25 am
by Skylace
And he ended up quite dead

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There once was a peanut named Sue

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:31 am
by girldorksrule
Got pissed when she stepped in some poo

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:12 pm
by Skylace
With a yell and a shout

Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:18 pm
by faceless
and arms flailing about

Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:40 am
by maycm
Broke her shell and both her nuts too.


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...an old favourite....

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:56 am
by Skylace
who liked to piss in a bucket

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:19 pm
by Demonchild
The urine would flow

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:48 am
by Skylace
Whenever he'd go

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:52 am
by faceless
till he learned how to shake and then tuck it


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There lived a young rasta in Bow