Lea's oilies have a life of their own. Never have boobs been known to cut hair til Lea's and she massages in the oil for a finishing touch. If the person isn't smothered, they end up with short back and sides. :grr:
Nice pic of Mikey.
Big Brother *SPOILERS*
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ThanksAlly wrote:LMAO!! Irishmafia
Lea's oilies have a life of their own. Never have boobs been known to cut hair til Lea's and she massages in the oil for a finishing touch. If the person isn't smothered, they end up with short back and sides. :grr:
Nice pic of Mikey.
Tonight's going to be wicked yahooooooooooooo
Susie had stolen the last toliet roll and hid it in her golden chambers.
What's funny is that she's telling the housemates that they now have to just drip dry. Oh how generous of her. :grr:
With toilet paper supplies at an all-time low, Susie has flushed teamwork down the carsey and decided to put her own bottom first - by hiding her last remaining bog roll.
The golden girl has managed to maintain an aura of respectability in the House so far... but now the cracks are starting to appear, in more ways than one.
All seemed well and good when she told Lea in the kitchen: "We all have to work together in this House, otherwise we're in trouble..."
"There are some selfish people in here though," cut in the blonde cynically. Susie immediately looked sheepish, as it became clear she was working her way up to a confession.
"We all do little things sometimes... and I fear I've done something naughty," she said. Lea was suddenly all ears.
"Well, my loo roll is being used up at an alarming rate, so I've had to hide it," continued Susie nervously. It seems the desperate housemates have been breaking into the golden toilet and soiling Susie's supplies.
"I feel really mean, but I only have a tiny bit left," she explained, going on to describe how economical she is: "I only use one sheet to dab my f****". How very prim and proper.
Susie looked relieved when Lea said sympathetically: "I don't blame you."
The paper-hogging 43-year-old then went on to describe to Lea exactly why she'd need the toilet paper later, but we'll spare you. Planning ahead, that's what we like.
But what will happen when someone else needs a wipe? The mind bog-gles...
What's funny is that she's telling the housemates that they now have to just drip dry. Oh how generous of her. :grr:
With toilet paper supplies at an all-time low, Susie has flushed teamwork down the carsey and decided to put her own bottom first - by hiding her last remaining bog roll.
The golden girl has managed to maintain an aura of respectability in the House so far... but now the cracks are starting to appear, in more ways than one.
All seemed well and good when she told Lea in the kitchen: "We all have to work together in this House, otherwise we're in trouble..."
"There are some selfish people in here though," cut in the blonde cynically. Susie immediately looked sheepish, as it became clear she was working her way up to a confession.
"We all do little things sometimes... and I fear I've done something naughty," she said. Lea was suddenly all ears.
"Well, my loo roll is being used up at an alarming rate, so I've had to hide it," continued Susie nervously. It seems the desperate housemates have been breaking into the golden toilet and soiling Susie's supplies.
"I feel really mean, but I only have a tiny bit left," she explained, going on to describe how economical she is: "I only use one sheet to dab my f****". How very prim and proper.
Susie looked relieved when Lea said sympathetically: "I don't blame you."
The paper-hogging 43-year-old then went on to describe to Lea exactly why she'd need the toilet paper later, but we'll spare you. Planning ahead, that's what we like.
But what will happen when someone else needs a wipe? The mind bog-gles...
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It will be easy to tell who gets to use the hidden roll and who doesn't. The ones with flies around their rumps are the unfortunate ones whilst the ones with none got let in on it.Ally wrote:Susie had stolen the last toliet roll and hid it in her golden chambers.
What's funny is that she's telling the housemates that they now have to just drip dry. Oh how generous of her. :grr:
With toilet paper supplies at an all-time low, Susie has flushed teamwork down the carsey and decided to put her own bottom first - by hiding her last remaining bog roll.
The golden girl has managed to maintain an aura of respectability in the House so far... but now the cracks are starting to appear, in more ways than one.
All seemed well and good when she told Lea in the kitchen: "We all have to work together in this House, otherwise we're in trouble..."
"There are some selfish people in here though," cut in the blonde cynically. Susie immediately looked sheepish, as it became clear she was working her way up to a confession.
"We all do little things sometimes... and I fear I've done something naughty," she said. Lea was suddenly all ears.
"Well, my loo roll is being used up at an alarming rate, so I've had to hide it," continued Susie nervously. It seems the desperate housemates have been breaking into the golden toilet and soiling Susie's supplies.
"I feel really mean, but I only have a tiny bit left," she explained, going on to describe how economical she is: "I only use one sheet to dab my f****". How very prim and proper.
Susie looked relieved when Lea said sympathetically: "I don't blame you."
The paper-hogging 43-year-old then went on to describe to Lea exactly why she'd need the toilet paper later, but we'll spare you. Planning ahead, that's what we like.
But what will happen when someone else needs a wipe? The mind bog-gles...
Come to think of it hmmm....skanks like Lea always have a swarm of insects round their midsection don't they? I'm sure she's her legs wide open 90% of her life with her cooshy getting more traffic than the M1 :taped:
Lea gets worse every day. She's ruined her body, with those boobs, and those eyebrows...disgusting!
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It's funny, and I don't intend to be bitchy here, but the way she rolls her eyes sometimes reminds me of a friend of mine. Thankfully she doesn't have anything else in common with Lea.
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It's funny, and I don't intend to be bitchy here, but the way she rolls her eyes sometimes reminds me of a friend of mine. Thankfully she doesn't have anything else in common with Lea.
I've just finished watching both the eviction shows, and I can't believe that Grace tossed water at Susie, just before she left. I wish someone had poured water on Grace just before she left, that would have messed up her eviction outfit.
I thought Davina was too soft on Grace, and was disappointed by the interview. Grace deserved a tough time, yet she didn't get it
I thought Davina was too soft on Grace, and was disappointed by the interview. Grace deserved a tough time, yet she didn't get it
Definitely - it was as if she was scared to say anything too probing. Still, I've never liked McCall, and her recent talk-show proved it if needed that she is unable to deal with anyone but the most compliant.lilycup wrote:I thought Davina was too soft on Grace, and was disappointed by the interview. Grace deserved a tough time, yet she didn't get it
Secret second mini-house to be unveiled?
by Neil Wilkes
A second, mini-house will be unveiled shortly, according to a report in The Sun. The house - accessed through the diary room - apparently contains its own living room, kitchenette, bathroom and decked patio area. The bedroom contains six beds while large plasma screens can be found in each room.
The newspaper also claims that a new housemate may enter in a special live show on Wednesday.
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ooooh, I bet no one expected this eh?!
by Neil Wilkes
A second, mini-house will be unveiled shortly, according to a report in The Sun. The house - accessed through the diary room - apparently contains its own living room, kitchenette, bathroom and decked patio area. The bedroom contains six beds while large plasma screens can be found in each room.
The newspaper also claims that a new housemate may enter in a special live show on Wednesday.
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ooooh, I bet no one expected this eh?!
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That's wicked news! I really want someone else brought in now because it's a wee bit boring at the moment. There are no real dynamic characters in the house at the moment and they need some action in there to stir things up again and give us someone to hate
I was really put off with the Davina handled Grace. I was also put off with the crowd clapping when she was sitting there talking to her. The boo's should have continued and people should have been tossing things at her lol I wanted to see her treated horribly and she ended up walking into a few boos but then a basic love-in and the ole trip down memory lane with Davina. Pity that was.
I was really put off with the Davina handled Grace. I was also put off with the crowd clapping when she was sitting there talking to her. The boo's should have continued and people should have been tossing things at her lol I wanted to see her treated horribly and she ended up walking into a few boos but then a basic love-in and the ole trip down memory lane with Davina. Pity that was.
I agree Irish. What a let down considering how bitchy Grace was to everybody that she thought was beneath her.
I think the crowd should of been throwing water on her. Baptise the evil cow by full emersion!!!!!! Wipe that pathetic smug smile off her face!
In fact in future she should be 'watered' wherever she goes now until she admits what she did was wrong.
I think the crowd should of been throwing water on her. Baptise the evil cow by full emersion!!!!!! Wipe that pathetic smug smile off her face!
In fact in future she should be 'watered' wherever she goes now until she admits what she did was wrong.
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Mikey seems to be getting over Grace a bit easier today and hmmm Imogen seems a wee bit happier?
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