Limerick

Aja · Post by **Aja** » Sun May 20, 2007 12:30 am

He had a big Bone ...........

Post by **faceless** » Sun May 20, 2007 12:34 am

and the ladies all loved him - and that's that!

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There was an old lady from Down South

Aja · Post by **Aja** » Sun May 20, 2007 1:02 am

faceless wrote:and the ladies all loved him - and that's that!

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There was an old lady from Down South

Who had a terrible mouth .......

Post by **faceless** » Sun May 20, 2007 1:05 am

she had bad teeth galore

Aja · Post by **Aja** » Sun May 20, 2007 1:08 am

but most would want more .......

nekokate · Post by **nekokate** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:09 pm

(there is no way to finish this limerick! there just isn't, I've been racking my brain!)

Post by **faceless** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:44 pm

There's a suburb of Dublin called Howth, but you're right - I should have thought about it better! so here's another start -

There was an old monkey called Bob

major.tom · Post by **major.tom** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:29 am

who incited a violent mob

Post by **Skylace** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:50 am

nekokate wrote:(there is no way to finish this limerick! there just isn't, I've been racking my brain!)

But she couldn't leave her howth

Come on you guys

Post by **Skylace** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:52 am

major.tom wrote:who incited a violent mob

With a yell and a shout

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:00 pm

He threw bananas about

Post by **faceless** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:09 pm

cos someone had bitten his nob!

someone else want to start one?

Post by **Skylace** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:58 pm

There once was a barmaid named Steve

Post by **faceless** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:00 pm

who had arms like you wouldn't believe

maycm · Post by **maycm** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:20 pm

But the size of his Pec's,