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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:26 pm
by Brown Sauce
The Irish couldn't give a shit about the wedding.

Ingrates.

Lord Isacq Hunt,

Barkin.

P.S.

C ya there :)

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:42 pm
by faceless
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A cake made by Michelle Wibowo representing Prince William and Kate Middleton, at the Ideal Home Show exhibition, in London

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US artist John Lamouranne has used eggs to depict Prince William and Kate Middleton leaving Westminster Abbey after their wedding

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PizzaExpress have recreated the faces of Prince William and Kate Middleton made from pizza ingredients to mark the royal wedding[/align]

:crazed: I'm just glad all this crap will be happening while I'm asleep.

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:45 pm
by luke
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A cut above: Plumber Baz Franks has had William and Kate tattooed on his teeth. He spent six hours in the dentist chair having the £1,000 design etched on[/align]

:crazed:

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:19 pm
by faceless
oh very no! haha

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:29 pm
by pirtybirdy
A thousand pounds???? Really? I have quite a few interests in some celebrities, but I'd never spend that kind of dough having pictures of them etched into my teeth. I don't even think I'd spend the money to have a loved one's piccy etched into my teeth. What a daft bugger. lol

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:36 am
by khanie
Plumbers are earning far too much these days....

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:30 pm
by SquareEyes
When they split, what's the plummer going to do? Have one removed?

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:37 pm
by faceless
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As you go to bed tonight, spare a thought for the desperate lost souls who are spending the night on the streets of London waiting to worship at the feet of their Royal sacred cows.

The fact that the local council has chased all the genuinely homeless people from the area doesn't matter to them, they're Royallists and they demand their place in history! This is their moment to keep and retell as a painfully boring story to any unlucky bastard who ever happens to be stuck on a bus or a train with them.

It's enough to bring a tear to the eye.

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:50 pm
by pirtybirdy
They may not be homeless, but they are most likely mentalists who should be rounded up and taken to the looney bin for sleeping on the streets on purpose to catch a 2 second glimpse at normal people that shit and eat like you and I, but whom are put up on a pedestal as "special". My sister is going ape shit with this royal wedding too. I just don't get it. I like William and all, he seems to be a nice guy, but other than that, who gives a shit what he does? :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:46 pm
by Brown Sauce
your original royal wedding mug.

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:49 pm
by faceless
haha, good one sauce...


here's a shocking video that was CENSORED from tv.

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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:45 pm
by faceless
[align=center]Palace bans Royal Wedding comedy
No jokes allowed
chortle.co.uk[/align]

The Royal Family has banned a comedy show about Prince William’s wedding. Plans for a three-and-a-half hour live comic commentary on Friday’s event have had to be scrapped by Australia’s ABC network after Clarence House made its unprecedented intervention. Prince Charles’s office reminded the public-service broadcaster that any use of the live footage in a ‘comedy, satirical or similar entertainment programme’ would be in breach of rules governing use of the BBC feed.

Until the last-minute move quashed the idea, the ABC had given the controversial Chaser comedy team the run of its second channel during the duration of the ceremony. The team are known for stunts such as breaching security at a conference of world leaders in Sydney in 2007, dressed as Osama Bin Laden.

Kim Dalton, director of ABC TV told the Sydney Morning Herald: ‘We're surprised and disappointed at this very late stage to be informed that any satirical or comedic treatment of the marriage of Australia's future Head of State has been banned. Clearly, the BBC and Clarence House have decided The Chaser aren't acceptable. We thought Australians would appreciate an alternative take on this major event.’

Other Australian networks are still planning light-hearted coverage of the wedding, with Channel Nine using Dame Edna Everage as a commentator. The Chaser's Julian Morrow said: ‘For a monarchy to be issuing decrees about how the media should cover them seems quite out of keeping with modern democratic times .... but I suppose that's exactly what the monarchy is.’

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:41 pm
by faceless
[web]https://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/apr/2 ... e-arrested[/web]

You must OBEY the Royals. Even though this is a constitutional monarchy where the Royals are supposed to have no influence on political matters.

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:20 pm
by reject
The soup runs were banned last night in London for our street community under orders of the Met....

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:40 pm
by Skylace
Is it over yet?