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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 11:20 am
by faceless
major.tom wrote:And now he's a sorry old podge. (?)

It's darn hard to find something to rhyme with Dodge. I hope that's the correct use...

My turn to start one off...

There once was a couple from Kent
whose neighbours thought they were quite bent

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:59 pm
by Skylace
They went out on a lash

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:34 pm
by nekokate
and looked through their trash,

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:36 pm
by Skylace
and gave the bin a new dent.

EDIT:

Forgot to start a new one!
There once was a man like no other

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:57 pm
by nekokate
on account of the fact he's a mother

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:03 pm
by faceless
he had a few extra bits

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:45 pm
by Bat
faceless wrote:he had a few extra bits
Mainly a few balls and big tits.

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 7:07 pm
by faceless
and you should have seen the state of his brother!

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:22 am
by 6ULDV8
Loving this thread...

Faceless should have started abother but didnt.. :(

Thus I will start a new one:


There was a young fellow named BAT

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 11:48 am
by maycm
Who had suddenly heard a big "SPLAT!"

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 12:29 pm
by faceless
he looked all around

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:12 pm
by Skylace
and saw on the ground

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:16 pm
by maycm
The ninth life leaving his cat.

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A drunken young lady named Sue...

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:29 pm
by Skylace
Decided to go to the zoo

Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:36 pm
by faceless
she jumped in a cage