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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 4:47 am
by Bat
My oldest friend is in the Cook Islands on a six week holiday. Bastard.
If i only had five instead of seven beers last night........
Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 2:13 pm
by Skylace
If I only had five instead of seven beers last night I may not have behaved like such a cunt.
My mom and dad taught me to never ...........
Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 3:51 pm
by maycm
My mom and dad taught me to never wipe while standing up.
Why don't you just..........
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 8:23 pm
by Bat
Why don't you just.......switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead?
The Sinclair C5 was.......
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 5:20 am
by Ally
The Sinclair C5 was a three-wheeled personal transport battery electric vehicle invented by Sir Clive Sinclair.
My favourite fruit is _______.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 11:19 am
by faceless
My favourite fruit is a slightly overripe melon...
The last time my doctor looked that surprised he had a ------
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 8:25 am
by Kezza
faceless wrote:My favourite fruit is a slightly overripe melon...
The last time my doctor looked that surprised he had a ------
A pregnant female patient uncertain of the paternity of the child, so the female patient informed the Doctor that she was going to appear on "The Jerry Springer Show" to determine paternity.
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The results are in, and my baby's daddy is....
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:43 am
by Bat
Eh?
I think you've got this a little bit confused with something else, something only you would be able to answer so, go ahead Kezza.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 2:45 am
by Kezza
Bat wrote:Eh?
I think you've got this a little bit confused with something else, something only you would be able to answer so, go ahead Kezza.
OK, here goes:
The results are in, and my baby's daddy is Jerry Springer!
The last time I was this hungover I -----
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 4:29 pm
by Bat
The last time I was hungover..........I was not drinking Czech lager.
The hypotonuse of a right angled triangle is.........
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:49 pm
by faceless
The hypotenuse of a right angled triangle is a funny old thing really.
The first time I went bunjee-jumping ..........
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 6:33 pm
by Skylace
The first time I went bunjee-jumping I was naked.
My day has been.....
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:28 am
by Kezza
Skylace wrote:The first time I went bunjee-jumping I was naked.
My day has been.....
My day has been brightened due to a Double-Dose of Corrie (thanks, Face!).
Tomorrow, I have to ......
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:45 pm
by Bat
Tomorrow I have to.........buy some ink for my printer.
What the hell are.....
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:02 pm
by Skylace
What the hell are.....Republicans for?
I put that...............