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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:24 pm
by faceless
More voted BNP than SNP.
- Terry, sussex, 7/5/2010 16:06
Apprently the fact that the SNP only stands in Scottish seats (representing only about 10% of the national vote) doesn't come into this knucklehead's equation...
Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 5:42 pm
by faceless
BobKat7 RT @BuddingGenius: Pitch forks and burning torches at the ready to Sack Kay Burley. also she could do with a back and crack
3 minutes ago from web
Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 2:10 pm
by faceless
Freudian slips this year; 150 and cunting.
DeafSteve
Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 3:38 pm
by faceless
About 20 years ago, my hand luggage went through a scanner at the airport and it showed a gun in my bag. The bag was searched and nothing found until each item was scanned individually. A friend of mine had cut out the shape of a hand gun in kitchen foil and glued it between two pages of a magazine he lent me to read on the plane.
The security people found the joke hilarious and asked me to congratulate my friend on his ingenuity. They were more amused than I was.
rdrr 16 May 2010, 2:50AM
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 1:22 am
by faceless
Really enjoying my new hobby of pterodactyl spotting, but I know it's important not to get carried away.
Gary Delaney
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:55 pm
by faceless
RichNeville @quantick I tried to think of a James Corden joke, but I just came up with a big fat nothing.
Posted: Wed May 19, 2010 8:10 pm
by faceless
Do you know what the most dangerous and violent weapon in all of society is?
The answer is simple - IGNORANACE.
*name withheld to protect the ignoranacent
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 12:16 am
by faceless
i seen the effect Braveheart had on my country when it came out , and trainspotting kick started the smack scene here.
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 6:35 pm
by modern
I think you can tell alot about a person by the groups joined & the pages liked. All of you joining these racist pages - fuck off from my facebook please. Noone is "offended by our flag but not our benefits" and there is no ban by anyone on wearing England shirts, or flying England flags. Im sick of seeing how many "fr...iends" are joining these racist groups yet are happy to be amongst my family, just go
From a facebook post. I notice some old school friends of mine on facebook have joined these moronic groups. 'Bout time I kicked 'em out.
Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 2:54 pm
by faceless
Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 12:08 am
by Mixxa
faceless wrote:Women in evening gowns were among thousands ushered to safety.
From an article in The Sun about the attempted bombing in New York on Saturday. I'm just glad the posh bints were safe... phew!
Yet another excuse for me to wear an evening gown. Those terrorists are really advancing the cause of elegant transvestism.
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 6:02 pm
by faceless
Cheryl Cole is looking for a new home...I’ve got a semi she can come and look at
thekeithchegwin
Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 6:50 pm
by luke
thats quite a good one
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:33 am
by faceless
Big shout out to all my hard of hearing followers!
steve day DeafSteve
SHPEAK UP!
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:00 am
by faceless
My friend Jack Hughes went to France, but whenever he introduced himself to people they got all defensive.
Gary Delaney