couchtripper

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:02 pm**

In the staplery.

What time is it?

Posted: **Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:12 pm**

It's time for love!

https://dbaldaia.free.fr/90/KLF.mp3

Could you pass the salt please?

Posted: **Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:31 pm**

I could if I wanted too but you've taken too much over the years and now it's time to do things a little healthier.

Do you want fries with that?

Posted: **Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:35 pm**

No thank you.

Why is it still hot out?

Posted: **Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:41 am**

The El Nino effect.

Why do my plants die ??

Posted: **Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:37 pm**

Because you kill them.

Why couldn't my car hold out until Friday when I had more time to take it in?

Posted: **Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:16 pm**

That would have been too convenient

Why does you nose always feel like there is a booger in it in public ???

Posted: **Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:51 pm**

Sod's law.

Why do you love the Bat?

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:54 pm**

Because he is so wonderful and we miss him when he is gone!

What are your plans for this year?

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:03 pm**

Same as last year minus a new baby.

Why is a duck?

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:50 pm**

Because it is so 'down'.

Are my puns getting worse?

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:01 pm**

Yes. And eider left that alone if I was you.

Is it beer o'clock yet?

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:05 pm**

You bet !!

Can I have a shot of some good whiskey instead ??

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:06 am**

Bat wrote:Yes. And eider left that alone if I was you.

that deserves a chuckle indeed!

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:08 am**

Gasman59 wrote:You bet !!

Can I have a shot of some good whiskey instead ??

Whiskey's for the Oirish, but if you must!

Have you ever eaten something you thought was something else and not said a word about it?

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