Couchtripper

Kezza wrote:The Steven Wright joke that always sticks with me is:

"I bought some powdered water, but didn't know what to add."

"Last night I was playing poker with tarot cards, got a full house and four people died"

Jim Davidson = Pig Ignorant and proud of it.


Oh, and he's a cunt too boot!

Hah, and there was me thinking that the Tories were against Proportional Representation

It says much for one individual that he can make the tabloids twitch en masse.

faceless wrote:I wonder if talkSPORT execs are punching themselves upside the head about now?

Need a volunteer? I could use a good workout




How about Radio Galloway/Sheridan, I 'll donate a few quid in payPal to make that happen

Ash wrote:

faceless wrote: haha, nice one - respect where it's due!

+1

Make that +2, fucking parasites!

cobweb wrote:.....how come the coppers did nothing?.....

I think you'll find it's in their job description, you can find it below 'Deny Everything' and above 'Harass Black People'.

Not enough Stewart Lee on TV imho, although I have really enjoyed reading his pieces in The Observer over the past few weeks.


What is happening on that sofa though? Portillo and Johnson! Does the BBC think there is some sort of cunt shortage on the TV?

A proportion of scousers boycotting The Sun hardly constitutes a latent condemnation of the reprehensible antics of News International; BB getting two and two to make five in that article.

What puzzles me is the constant media attention the scumbag in charge of The Sun at the time seems to get ...

Has the Hate Mail run out of minorities to abuse?

Just an observation...

Lothian & Borders Police spend several million pounds and devote thousands of man hours to investigate the 'desperado' Tommy Sheridan.

Giving evidence before the commons select committee, former DAC of the Metropolitan Police Peter Clarke uttered " .....I could not justify ...