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I'm sure any oil drilling would be conducted with the utomst diligence and regard for the safety of the environment. BP have a very good track record oh this. The Gulf of Mexico disaster is Obama's fault. If they'd been allowed to drill in Alaska, this would never have happened.

Personally, I fancy Argentina. Their manager is a certifiable loon, the team is a mess and they have nothing to lose. A few controversial decisions could see them through to a final decided on a penalty shoot-out. From an Irish point of view, it's anybody but France. And yes, we will be quietly ...

The Germans won, UK came last and Ireland did only slightly better. I watched the voting, but felt I had earned the right to not have to listen to any of the songs, by virtue of the fact that I like music. So congratulations Germany and I can't be bothered to say any more about this. I'm going to ...

Women in evening gowns were among thousands ushered to safety.

From an article in The Sun about the attempted bombing in New York on Saturday. I'm just glad the posh bints were safe... phew!

Yet another excuse for me to wear an evening gown. Those terrorists are really advancing the cause of ...

Welcome to the rotten core of Apple. Steve Jobs finally achieves the dream of bitch-slapping Microsoft and hundreds of nerds queue out overnight to buy an i-pad, while the Chinese reinforce the suicide defences around the Hell in which these gadgets are assembled. Here's my suicide net suggestion ...

Ceausescu deserved to die. That's the bottom line. Anybody who played any part in his death should sleep with a clear conscience.

That pic looks like a bad still from a death metal video by some band like Gorgoroth or Deicide. Actually, if Jesus was real and around today, that's probably what he'd be listening to.

If it looks like a cunt, talks like a cunt and walks like a cunt, then it's probably Willie Walsh. Unless it's Louis Walsh. I know you Brits oppressed and slaughtered all of us Irish out of existence over a period of eight hundred years, but even Hitler didn't deserve this.

My story is even stranger. My wife walked in on what looked like her sister giving me a BJ. I explained that I had been browsing the BBC News website with my trousers around my ankles because of the heat, when an avatar in the shape of my sister-in-law popped out of a pop-up that just popped up from ...

This sicko should be strongly encouraged to take his own miserable life. I'd be glad to provide the rope.

This could become a vote winner for the BNP.

"The aliens will take all our jobs and council houses and make us slaves on our own planet. Professor Stephen Hawking says so."

They don't mention his name in the article. Could it have been Father Dougal Maguire?

Facebook is like Harriet Harman. I sometimes fancy a go on it, usually when I've had a few drinks, but deep down I know it's a very bad idea.

Dexter is quite simply the greatest TV show ever made. I rented a box set of series 2, intending to watch a couple of episodes a night. Ten minutes into the first episode, I knew I would have to watch the whole series through to the end in one sitting. The Sopranos had a tendency to drift up it's ...

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The Sandwich of Knowledge
The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts ...